Heliooooh Kitty!

[pnac]

SHE'S FIVE !!!!!!

That's right, she was underage and couldn't have bought it legally. It has got to be stolen. This gets worse all the time!

At least she obeyed the "Gun Free Zone" sign ,,, or would have if she was old enough to read.

 

[Alabama Shooter]

Due to the upcoming ban sales have been crazy at the Hello Kitty stores around the world:

Soapy bubbles are becoming near impossible to obtain.