ROTFLMAO! Mike in VA and Phillip, that's great. I'll write out my check for $0.01, with a note saying gee, sorry, I'd really like to help those poor kids, but kinda broke right now - I'll send the rest of my contribution as soon as you send my a new prepaid envelope. And send me about 50 of them, cuz I've got a lot of friends who hate guns too. And I'll make out my will to HCI, too if you do - Then they lose .32 every time they fall for it, plus the cost of paying someone to deposit 1 cent checks.