I have a stainless mini 14 on a rack in the shower, with 10 spare 30 round magazines. There is a 870 Marine magnum under the sink (also cleans clogs great), a Glock 18 in the toilet bowl (nothing hurts tenifer and I mean nothing), and I keep a Freedom Arms 454 in the toilet tank in case of bears. There is a Barret .50 in the dust closet in case of dinosaurs or other genetic mutants, and finally a Sep Dard 120mm anti-tank rocket that I picked up just because it was on sale at Shop-Ko. I keep that in the medicine cabinet. When I shower I usually just keep my body armor on because it needs to get washed anyway.
In all seriousness, this is actually a pretty good question, my kid just isn't mobile enough to worry about yet. A good question though.
In all seriousness, this is actually a pretty good question, my kid just isn't mobile enough to worry about yet. A good question though.