Gunowners are LIARS!

Blueeye,
AMEN sister! :D $800 on a new couch? No way, I want a new rifle! :D

I also handle all the bills, so if anyone could get away with pilfering, it'd be me! (would I do that? :p)

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"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the Gun-Grabbers, at last we shall have revenge at The TFL End of Summer Meet on August 12 & 13, 2000..."
 
Personally, I'm with Darthmaum and Blueyedog, but for the men's sakes, I sure hope it's true that "happiness is a warm gun," cuz that might be the best some of you get if they find out. :D :D :D
(BTW, Rigby, I hope there's room enough in that gun cabinet for you to sleep in if she finds out! ;))
 
To para-phrase DorGunR, been there, done that and got caught! First time wasn't pretty. Second time not much better. So now I just fess up right from the start.
I bat those baby blues, get that lost puppy look and say "But, Honey! It was such a good deal I just couldn't pass it up!" Now she just shakes her head and walks away.
Yep, she's a goodun', I hope she keeps me. :)

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TFL's official "Curmudgeon Member" and damned proud of it!
TFL End of Summer Meet, August 12th & 13th, 2000
 
Well, before we got married, I told my wife that I was a shooter, and that she could expect me to spend money on guns and accessories, etc. If she didn't like that, then it meant she didn't like me, and damned if I was gonna marry someone who didn't like me. She decided that guns were OK, and I've not had a problem since.
One of the lucky ones, I guess. Now, if I just had more $$ to spend on guns, that would be nice. ;)

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Shoot straight & make big holes, regards, Richard at The Shottist's Center
 
Years ago, without thinking it all the way through, I made a deal with my wife. I can buy all the guns I want, but she gets the equivalant in cash or some such. This can make for a REALLY expensive gun!!!!! ;)

It isn't so bad if you're just getting a 10-22 or something, but a full dress, custom varmint rig gets steep when you have to double the price.

I come home, hand her a wad of cash, and she just says,"What did you buy now?" grins and walks off with the money.

Never should have made that deal. :eek:

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"Carry" on

Rick

I prefer armed combat to unarmed combat. It's easier on the knuckles.
 
Reminds me about a story posted on another BBS about a fellow who needed a new hunting dog and had to get it past the wife. What to do...?

Solution: His good buddy "just passed away" and the "widow" couldn't keep the dog. So Our Hero had to keep the dog overnight before taking the poor thing to the vet to be put down the next morning, unless SOMEONE (who, who, who, could it be?) would adopt poor ol' Fido. About 2 AM she wakes him up and says "Honey, maybe we can give that doggie a home".

Oh yeah baby, we men are a bunch of sneaky bustards all right. But I'll betcha she knew he was pulling a stunt. Whaddya think, ladies?
 
I used to do that. Now I just walk right past her with whatever I bought. She's learned. Besides, I'm the only one who knows the safe combination ;) I guess if I croak she'll have to pay the safe guy to come out and open it. I think I'll be beyond caring then.
 
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