harlot
After hunting for years with a classic walnut stocked Win M88, I retired it and bought a synthetic M700 ADL. I sat there with it on many a deer stand and felt like I was consorting with a......harlot.
It was hollow and made odd noises if brushed or bumped. It was cold to the touch, literally....there seemed to be no warmth in it on cold days at all. And it lacked class or personality, it was just a poly thing that held the action.
But you could work it, abuse it, neglect it, and it cared not. Soak it in the rain, wack it and out of the truck or shooting house, and it didn't matter. I've come to appreciate that ADL, and 2-3 others in my stable, for no frills work horses that get the job done. But they're like simple, pure tools. A hammer, pliers. No emotional attachment. No heart or soul.
I've still got a real soft spot for wood, and am not offended by the various natural toned laminates.
Oh yeah, that wood furnitured AR, not for me, too much cross culture.