Christopher II
New member
I always knew Indiana was weird...
- Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (Are showers okay???)
- A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
- Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes. (Now this one I like!!)
- Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
- You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it.
- Drinks on the house are illegal.
- Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
- You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
(I can't wait to tell my ex-bartender friend Mike that he's a felon. Damn, and he just bought a new .38...)
- It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. (No comment...)
Later,
Chris
- Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (Are showers okay???)
- A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
- Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes. (Now this one I like!!)
- Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
- You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it.
- Drinks on the house are illegal.
- Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
- You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
(I can't wait to tell my ex-bartender friend Mike that he's a felon. Damn, and he just bought a new .38...)
- It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. (No comment...)
Later,
Chris