Favorite sayigs or quotes.

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#1 Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
#2 Revenge is a dish best served cold
#3 those who beat their weapons into plow shares will plow for those who dont.
#4 Nuke'em from orbit, Game Over Man!
 
1. I am doing the best I can with what I got and sometimes it ain't enough.
2. Luck favors the prepared mind.
3. Aim once, shoot twice.
4. The best defense is to not be there.
5. The sign said, "Beware of Vicious Dog." When I asked the owner where his dog was, he said, "I AM the dog." I think "I am the dog" says it all.
 
Sayings I catch myself saying!

I'm too poor to pay attention!
If it aint broke, don't fix it!
It aint over till its over!
Guns don't raise criminals mommies do!
Daddy knows best!
Put a trigger lock on Clintons _ock!
I'm the NRA!
What goes around comes around!
My mama didnt raise no fools!
Everything will be ok!
Thats cool!
Damn, nice ass!
Where the people our parents warned us about!
Right On!
F U!
Lord God, forgive me!
Who the _uck died and made you boss!
 
All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good people remain silent and do nothing.
(Edmund Burke)
 
Just caught myself saying these two!!

"Excuse me? I think you've got me confused with someone who gives a _uck"

and

"I'm gettin' too old for this _hit!"

B
 
Most people you meet are asleep, everyone you meet, everyone you talk to. Only a few people are truly awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement.

-R
 
Only Criminals, Dictators, and Democrats fear armed citizens. - bumper sticker

Oh well, what the hell... - Orr, Catch 22

Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. - Barry AuH2O

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Favorite quote: " I can't call you a bas***d because I know it's not true; but I can call you a son of a bi**h, you son of a bi**h" - my mom.
 
Only two things in life you can count on, Coupe deville's and Hookers.

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The beauty of the second Amendment is that it is not needed until they try to take it. T JEFFERSON

Do you really think that we want those laws to be observed? We want them broken. We're after power and we mean it. There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breakings laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted-and you create a nation of law breakers--and then you cash in on guilt.

A RAND
 
Right here on TFL in one of the MMM threads concerning the reported number of MMM'ers:

cactus:"Barbie says;"Math is hard""

funniest thing I've seen in ages.

(still ROTFLMAO)
 
That's good, animal - Barry AuH2O

"The only thing I've ever been scared of is being scared", i.e., "The only thing to fear is fear itself" - Winston Churchill

"Naw, Barbie, math ain't hard. This is hard. Math is difficult"

"If you don't put that thing down, the next thing you know is going to be the last thing you know." - Clint Eastwood in Coogan's Bluff, spoken to the escaped prisoner, when cornered in a bar with a broken bottle posed as a weapon.
 
If your only tool is a hammer, all your problems look like your thumb. - Lizard

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Rob
From the Committee to Use Proffesional Politicians as Lab Animals
 
"Argue for your limitations, and you get to keep them." Richard Bach

"Accepting reality is the first step towards insanity." T-shirt

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives." T-shirt

"Time is just natures way of keeping everything from happening all at once." Ziggy

"Anything(one) easy is rarely worth the trouble" unkown

"There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from." Snoopy

"There is no sense in driving yourself mad trying to keep yourself from going crazy. You might as well go nuts, and save your sanity for when you need it." Ford Prefect in Douglas Adams' "Life the Universe and Everything"

"Some people are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them." sign on a barroom wall

"Never try to teach a pig to dance, it wastes your time and annoys the pig." unkown

"Every might oak was once a nut that stood it's ground." coffee mug


"Reality is an illusion created by a defficiency of alchohol." T-shirt

Eric
 
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