Favorite sayigs or quotes.

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12-34hom

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#1. Blame is for God and little children.

#2. If you look for the truth outside yourself, the father away it gets.

#3. A Marine Corp general looking at one of the first flamethrowers.. asks.. Wheres the bayonet??

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From "Dave's Rules":

"When you automate a problem, all you get is a high speed problem."

"Everything can be had fast, right or cheap. Pick two."

Some day I'll finish the list of Dave's Rules and publish them. :)
 
1. I came here to kick a** and chew bubble gum... and I am all out of bubble gum.
2. I keep this handy for close encounters.
3. Just like a wop(pardon the racial slur) to bring a knife to a gun fight.
Can't think of anymore one liners but give me time.
 
Actually the term "WOP" could be considered a compliment. The term is short for "without papers" and orginated when Italinas were escaping facism in 1930's Italy. When I hear the term WOP I equate it with a people seeking political freedom from tyranny. Not bad at all in my book. Unfortunately most people that use the term as being racially derogitory do not know it's origin and simply mean it as a slur.

Sorry for distracting from your thread hom. Where have you been?

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Gunslinger

TFL End of Summer Meet, August 12th & 13th, 2000
 
"We, the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts - not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the Constitution."
- Abraham Lincoln

Dick
 
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, you obviously didn't plan properly."

"Three things to remember about a bear fight: One, you don't ever want to come in second place. Two, you don't want to get caught by that bear to begin with. Three, every fight is a bear fight."

"Those who fight monsters should take care that in the process they do not become monsters. When you look deeply into the abyss, the abyss looks deeply into you."

"Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is enemy action."

"All men have the blood of Cain."

"Never trust another man with your weapon, your woman, or your way out."

LawDog

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"Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice"---Jeff Cooper

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on."---Robert Frost

"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."---Carl Sagan

"Those who will give up essential liberty to secure a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."---Benjamin Franklin

"Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bald."---Belgian proverb

"There is nothing new under the sun, but there are a lot of old things we don't know."---Ambrose Bierce

"This before all else: be armed."---Machiavelli

"Great occasions do not make heroes or cowards; they simply unveil them to the eyes of men. Silently and imperceptibly, as we wake or sleep, we grow strong or weak; and at last some crisis shows what we have become."---Brook Foss Westcott

"Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up depends on what you're made of."---Anon
 
There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.

Man is the best computer we could put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass-produced with unskilled labor - Wernher von Braun
 
The only place you'll find sympathy from me is in the dictionary, between s--t and syphilis.

You can tell the manner of a man by three things -- the gun he prefers, the whiskey he drinks, and the watch he wears.

The fish is killed by its open mouth.

If you are at a table and don't spot the mark in less than 15 minutes, you are it.

Opportunity makes the thief.

Everybody lies to cover their @$$.

Absolute faith corrupts as much as absolute power

Wolves lose their teeth, but not their nature.

If you are gonna' get screwed over, at least get a kiss first.
 
"You can't cheat an honest man."
W. C. Fields

In response to "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" (As I live in Japan, I hear this a lot.):

1) I'm not a Roman, and don't wanna be one.
2) There are already enough Romans.
3) The Romans don't want me to become a Roman.
 
With age comes wisdom - put sometimes age travels alone

You are only young once, but you can be immature your whole life


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It ain't mah fault. did I do dat?
http://yellowman.virtualave.net/
 
...a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest...
Simon and Garfunkel



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...defend the 2nd., it protects us all.
No fate but what we make...
 
"That's not a knife ... this is a knife!"

"I don't think so, Tim!"

"In your dreams, sleigh-boy"

"Beware the man who has only one gun --- he probably knows how to use it"

"Guns and guts made this country great -- let's keep both of 'em"

"SNAG = Sensitive New Age Gunowner"

"Said I had no use for 'em; didn't say I couldn't use one." (Obscure, I know -- it was Matthew Quigley on handguns)

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."

B
 
"gun control means using both hands"
-Bumper sticker

"liberals have no objection to guns, just guns they do not control"

-Congressman Earl Landgrebe(R-IN)
December, 1973

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"The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword, becuse the whole body of the people are armed"
Noah Webster
 
1. "I have the simplest of taste... I am always satisfied with the very best." Winston Churchill
2. Give me the luxuries of life and I will gladly do without the necessities." Frank Lloyd Wright
3. "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." Oscar Wilde
4."I did not have sex with that woman..." Well, you know who.
(Sorry, I'm just in that kind of mood tonight.)
 
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