“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.”
- Sir Richard F. Burton
“Seeing a murder on television
can help work off one’s antagonisms.
And if you haven’t any antagonisms,
the commercials will give you some.”
- Alfred Hitchcock
“Time flies like an arrow;
fruit flies like a banana.”
- Groucho Marx
“Reality is merely an illusion,
albeit a very persistent one.”
- Albert Einstein
“The fellow who thinks he knows it all
is especially annoying to those of us who do.”
- Harold Coffin
“It is not only what we do,
but also what we do not do
for which we are accountable.”
- Moliere
“You live in a deranged age, more deranged
than usual, because in spite of great
scientific and technological advances,
man has not the faintest idea of
who he is or what he is doing.”
- Walker Percy
“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God
who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect
has intended us to forgo their use.”
- Galileo Galilei
“Between two evils, I always
pick the one I never tried before.”
- Mae West.
“Good judgment comes from experience,
and experience comes from bad judgment.”
- Fred Brooks
“You can’t eat your friends and have them too.”
- Budd Schulberg
“I want to die like my grandfather, peaceful and in my sleep -
not screaming like the other people in the car.”
- Unknown
“Religion is the opiate of the masses.”
- Karl Marx
“If you can spend a perfectly useless
afternoon in a perfectly useless manner,
you have learned how to live.”
- Lin Yutang
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable
that we have to alter it every six months.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Remember that two wrongs
do not make a right -
but that three lefts do.”
- Unknown
"I know you believe that you understand what you think I said, But I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
- Unknown
“If I were locked in solitary confinement,
I’d find this fascinating.”
- Dr. Kephart
“I hate quotations.”
- Emerson
Medic
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Admit Nothing,
Deny Everything,
Make Counter Accusations
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