Favorite quotes or sayings - part - 2

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DrJ, the quote:
"There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch" also abbreviated TANSTAAFL, is attributable to Robert A Heinlein, perhaps the greatest science fiction author that ever lived.
 
A sword is never a killer, it is a tool in a killers hand. - Seneca the Younger

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. - George Carlin

Some of my favorite Bumper Stickers:

Always remember that you are unique - just like everybody else.

IRS - We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips

In America, anyone can be president - that's one of the risks you take...

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RKBA!
"The people have the right to bear arms for their defense and security"
Ohio Constitution, Article I, Section 4 Concealed Carry is illegal in Ohio.
Ohioans for Concealed Carry Website
 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane
Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired out a car window before

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Rob
From the Committee to Use Proffesional Politicians as Lab Animals
 
My favorite bumper sticker I saw in Berkley.
Nuke the whales.

My favorite shirt seen on a girl while I was working at six flags one summer. It is in fine print written across one boob.
Stop staring at my tits.
 
"My memory is so bad, I can hide my own Easter eggs."

"A liberal is a conservative who hasn't been mugged."

Bumper sticker:

"I feel much better
ever since I gave up
hope."
 
Unknown origins:

"If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. Some only gargle."

"The wheel in your brain is turning but your hamster is dead."
 
For some of my acqauintances:

How can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Personal Favorites:

Be nice to your children, they'll choose your nursing home.

If you can read this, the B!^@# fell off.
(Popular among the Harley crowd and damn funny.)

This ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way, right away. You take it my way or you don't get a damn thing.

.308 Holes Make Invisible Souls.

and finally....

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Admit Nothing,
Deny Everything,
Make Counter Accusations
 
Fear, Thief of Dreams. - No Fear collection. (NF)

Second place is natures way of saying you suck. - NF

I live with fear every day. Sometimes she let's me race. - NF

Been there. Wrecked that. - NF

Ride it like you stole it. - NF

If you're not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space. - NF

Nuke the unborn, gay, whales for Jesus. - Bumper sticker to PO just about anybody.

I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting. - NASCAR

Two fives beat a ten. - Speaking of poker or women.

Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear. - Same parameters as above.

Dyin' ain't much of a livin', Boy. - Clint Eastwood, in both The Outlaw Josey Wales and Unforgiven.

And speaking of Clint, who could forget such timeless classics as Do you feel lucky, Punk? or Go ahead. Make my day!
 
Anyone worth shooting is worth shooting more than once. Jeff Cooper I think.

When in doubt, shoot it out. Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6.

Fight crime, shoot back

Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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NRA MEMBER? GREAT, NOW JOIN GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA
 
"I have not yet begun to fight..."
- General MacArthur (or was it Adm. Nimitz? Argh!), I think, but if I'm wrong, I would like a correction.

BTW, anyone know of a web site for famous quotes like the ones here?
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Only in America, we're slaves to be free/Only in America, we kill the unborn, to make ends meet/Only in America, sexuality is democracy/Only in America, we stamp our god "In God we trust"

What is right or wrong?
I don't know who to believe in
My soul sings a different song, in America

If it isna Scottish, it's CRAP! RKBA!

[This message has been edited by Jedi Oomodo (edited May 19, 2000).]
 
Phil,

Had not heard #4. It definitely deserves to be on the list.


RikWriter,

Thanks. Thought it was Heinlein, but wasn't sure and have seen it other places as well.
 
SOG legend Jerry Michael Shriver, who was surrounded, apparently said,"I've got em surrounded from the inside."
Pike Bishop to the Gorch bros. "Let's go."
The reply: "Why not." (The Wild Bunch)
A firearms instructor of mine, "Put two rounds down range and stop the machine!"
 
Some of my favorites from "Unforgiven"

"Any man here don't want to get shot, better clear on out the back."

"We all got it coming, kid."

"He shoulda armed himself if he's going to decorate his place with my friend."

"Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

And, there was a scene where 2 of Little Bill's deputies were talking and loading up their sidearms...
Dep. 1 - "Why are you carrying 3 guns? You don't got but one arm."
Dep. 2 - "I just don't want to get killed for a lack of shootin' back."

Saw on a bumper sticker today - "I want to be like Barbie - That bitch has everything!"

Miscellaneous...

"If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!"

"What a cute kitten. I'll call him Mittens, because I think he'd make a fine pair."
 
"NUTS!" Commander of Bastone, when surrounded by Germans and asked if he wanted to surrender.

"Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly."
D. Crockett(I believe)

"Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco."
Unknown

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around."
Unknown

"Taxation WITH representation ain't all that great." Unknown

"Reformers are always wanting to save you; and if it wasn't for them, people wouldn't need saving." Will Rogers

"The two finest things that can happen to a man is to have a good wife and to know he's accepted by the people he comes from."
Will Rogers
 
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