I wouldn't do anything WITH him.
Hell, I wouldn't so anything in his near vicinity.
My life insutance company just sent me a nasty letter advising of a rate increase, just 'cause I read his posts on this forum.
BTW, anyone here ever read any Douglas Adams? Remember the part of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency about the Rain God? I think we have discovered a Misfortune God.
Now, if FUD can only think of an angle, he can make a mint. Extorting insurance companies comes first to mind...
Mike
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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert Heinlein