Eat the Wimps
- Thread starter George Hill
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Okay, George, I'll agree with most of what you say -- but Drew Carey really bugs.
The guy ain't a man -- he's a schlub! He's chosen to use his fame to surround himself with siliconed airheads and porn stars and was on Leno the other night bragging about attending Hef's birthday party at the Playboy Mansion. He added that his girlfriend went with him, and then said "it was like bringing a hamburger to a banquet." If this girl is a fast thinker, she'll unload this baggage pronto.
I guess the new trend suits you fine....I hear the Hill clan is rife with testosterone
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to some Ernest Tubb...or maybe Wanda Jackson...can't decide who's got bigger cajones!
I may be a geek girl, but I don't need no wimp boys....
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The guy ain't a man -- he's a schlub! He's chosen to use his fame to surround himself with siliconed airheads and porn stars and was on Leno the other night bragging about attending Hef's birthday party at the Playboy Mansion. He added that his girlfriend went with him, and then said "it was like bringing a hamburger to a banquet." If this girl is a fast thinker, she'll unload this baggage pronto.
I guess the new trend suits you fine....I hear the Hill clan is rife with testosterone
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to some Ernest Tubb...or maybe Wanda Jackson...can't decide who's got bigger cajones!
I may be a geek girl, but I don't need no wimp boys....
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paratrooper
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Just remember that the rules for being a wimp are not hard to remember . Usually some tough guy will carve them in your chest while you stand there and cry .
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees .
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TOM SASS AMERICAN LEGION NRA
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees .
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TOM SASS AMERICAN LEGION NRA
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 7.62X39:
A head banging, geek girl with a gun.
Heaven on earth!
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You must be talking about Cindy, because I don't headbang, and Miss D doesn't have a gun.
You'd better watch out for Coinneach!
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A head banging, geek girl with a gun.
Heaven on earth!
[/quote]You must be talking about Cindy, because I don't headbang, and Miss D doesn't have a gun.
You'd better watch out for Coinneach!
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Don, Chris LeDoux sings 'Five Dollar Fine for Whining'. I think Montgomery-Gentry sings 'Hillbilly Shoes', but someone may want to check that.
How could anyone not have Charlie Daniels on the Manly Men of Country and Western list??? Anyone who finishes a song by remarking that he didn't vote for the President or her husband ought to at least make the top 10...
LawDog
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How could anyone not have Charlie Daniels on the Manly Men of Country and Western list??? Anyone who finishes a song by remarking that he didn't vote for the President or her husband ought to at least make the top 10...
LawDog
[This message has been edited by LawDog (edited May 07, 2000).]
Great post George.
Women do dig MEN. My wife is a fine example. She's smart, attractive and refined. And she's married to me.
I'm rude & crude. I like low brow humor, I scratch, belch and expell noxious vapors. I lift weights, have a tattoo or two and am pretty obnoxious to my annoying niehgbors at times. I likes dogs, guns and car chase shoot em up movies. And of course I'm constantly thinking about, and relating everything to sex.
And ya' know what? She wouldn't have me any other way. I would write more, but I gotta go to the mall now...
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Women do dig MEN. My wife is a fine example. She's smart, attractive and refined. And she's married to me.
I'm rude & crude. I like low brow humor, I scratch, belch and expell noxious vapors. I lift weights, have a tattoo or two and am pretty obnoxious to my annoying niehgbors at times. I likes dogs, guns and car chase shoot em up movies. And of course I'm constantly thinking about, and relating everything to sex.
And ya' know what? She wouldn't have me any other way. I would write more, but I gotta go to the mall now...
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Dan
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>posted by duck hunt:
You must be talking about Cindy, because I don't headbang, and Miss D doesn't have a gun.[/quote]
Nope, not me. Maybe Miss D in the near future? (When I bang heads, they're not mine and they have nothing to do w/music!)
BTW, thanks for the info., Speedy. Now I can get the CD and torture my SO with it. Yee-haw!
You must be talking about Cindy, because I don't headbang, and Miss D doesn't have a gun.[/quote]
Nope, not me. Maybe Miss D in the near future?
(When I bang heads, they're not mine and they have nothing to do w/music!)BTW, thanks for the info., Speedy. Now I can get the CD and torture my SO with it. Yee-haw!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Long Path:
Now, if only I can find a cobbler who'll hand-make me a pair of size-18 boots, I'll be the full-fledged Texan I've been born and raised to be!
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My gosh! size 18! I wear size 15 and I thought that I had it tough. How do you do it!
Yes it is time for the TIME OF THE WIMP to end forever. I am big, and hairy, and proud!
Now, if only I can find a cobbler who'll hand-make me a pair of size-18 boots, I'll be the full-fledged Texan I've been born and raised to be!
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My gosh! size 18! I wear size 15 and I thought that I had it tough. How do you do it!
Yes it is time for the TIME OF THE WIMP to end forever. I am big, and hairy, and proud!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Johnny Cash is still pumping out music (better than ever), Robert Earl Keen is bigger than ever (every other song involves a man with a gun), a new format called Americana doesn't even play sissy country, and more. I used to not care for country. Now I think my horizons have expanded, for the better.[/quote]
Yep. "Americana" is about the only way to get your fill of real country anymore.
The Plano, TX station KHYI 95.3 ( www.khyi.com ) doesn't play any of that "foo-foo let me put on my tight Wranglers and my boots with little shiney dangly things on 'em" pseudo country except for in the wee-hours of the morning. But between the hours of 0600 and 2200, they can't be beat!
Good music = Robert Earl Keen (Jr.), Jerry Jeff Walker, Gary P. Nunn, Rusty Weir, Tommy Alverson, Larry Joe Taylor, Chris Wall, Junior Brown, Mark David Manders, Max Stalling, Pat Green, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Chris Knight, Jack Ingram, Dale Watson, Kevin Deal, Fred Eaglesmith, Ed Burlison, Billy Joe Shaver, The Ex-Husbands, The Derailers, Don Walser, Merle Haggard, Marty Robbins, Little Jimmie Dickens, Flatt & Scruggs, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristopherson... Well, just to name a few...
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Yep. "Americana" is about the only way to get your fill of real country anymore.
The Plano, TX station KHYI 95.3 ( www.khyi.com ) doesn't play any of that "foo-foo let me put on my tight Wranglers and my boots with little shiney dangly things on 'em" pseudo country except for in the wee-hours of the morning. But between the hours of 0600 and 2200, they can't be beat!
Good music = Robert Earl Keen (Jr.), Jerry Jeff Walker, Gary P. Nunn, Rusty Weir, Tommy Alverson, Larry Joe Taylor, Chris Wall, Junior Brown, Mark David Manders, Max Stalling, Pat Green, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Chris Knight, Jack Ingram, Dale Watson, Kevin Deal, Fred Eaglesmith, Ed Burlison, Billy Joe Shaver, The Ex-Husbands, The Derailers, Don Walser, Merle Haggard, Marty Robbins, Little Jimmie Dickens, Flatt & Scruggs, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristopherson... Well, just to name a few...
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¡Viva la RKBA!
Bulldawg: NRA, GOA, TSRA, Shiner Bock Connoisseur.
Bulldawg's Firearms Page
Alas! I am outa my league here ... all you real men.
I must be adrift!
My (oops!) = The Wife shoots (very well, BTW), she's smart, makes more $ than I ever did, holds her own in any debate (& knows when to shut up because "the opposition is purely an idiot" & not worth it), certain of herself when she knows it & also knows when she doesn't. Beautiful to me, in a petite package that'll kick yer butt from here to there if ya need it.
Me? = her husband & smart enough to know that's plenty & lucky me.
Testosterone? got some. Need it? perhaps.
Old age & guile wins over youth & vigor any day.
& BTW ....
I AM one lucky SOB & smart enough to know it.
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I must be adrift!
My (oops!) = The Wife shoots (very well, BTW), she's smart, makes more $ than I ever did, holds her own in any debate (& knows when to shut up because "the opposition is purely an idiot" & not worth it), certain of herself when she knows it & also knows when she doesn't. Beautiful to me, in a petite package that'll kick yer butt from here to there if ya need it.
Me? = her husband & smart enough to know that's plenty & lucky me.
Testosterone? got some. Need it? perhaps.
Old age & guile wins over youth & vigor any day.
& BTW ....
I AM one lucky SOB & smart enough to know it.
[This message has been edited by labgrade (edited May 08, 2000).]
On it's way OUT!
Ha! It's on it's way to becoming illegal.
The one thing that men are is AGGRESSIVE. That's not always a bad thing, and there is a difference between aggressive and overbearing. Coming home and carrying your woman to bed is agressive. Doing that when she's tired and uninterested is overbearing.
I've determined that aggressive women are incredibly sexy. They're also very rare. The most aggressive woman in the movies right now is Angeline Jolie. She's now married to the VERY lucky Billy Bob Thorton.
Ha! It's on it's way to becoming illegal.
The one thing that men are is AGGRESSIVE. That's not always a bad thing, and there is a difference between aggressive and overbearing. Coming home and carrying your woman to bed is agressive. Doing that when she's tired and uninterested is overbearing.
I've determined that aggressive women are incredibly sexy. They're also very rare. The most aggressive woman in the movies right now is Angeline Jolie. She's now married to the VERY lucky Billy Bob Thorton.
Munro Williams
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The current crop of sensitive new-age guys falling over themselves to bed down the latest anorexic, suicidal sluts don't ask themselves one question: "Will the screwing I get be worth the screwing I get?"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CindyH:
BTW, thanks for the info., Speedy. Now I can get the CD and torture my SO with it. Yee-haw![/quote]
Tortured? Was I squirming uncomfortably while we were listening to Johnny and Willie t'other night?
Like I said, Creed can whine about going to prison, but Johnny's actually done it. Is going to prison necessarily manly? Nope, but it sure helps one's credibility when talking about it.
BTW, thanks for the info., Speedy. Now I can get the CD and torture my SO with it. Yee-haw!
[/quote]Tortured? Was I squirming uncomfortably while we were listening to Johnny and Willie t'other night?
Like I said, Creed can whine about going to prison, but Johnny's actually done it. Is going to prison necessarily manly? Nope, but it sure helps one's credibility when talking about it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by George Hill:
We have been living in “THE AGE OF THE WIMP” for some time now.
But I am detecting signs that we are nearing the FALL OF THE WIMP.
So go ahead and be manly and beat your chest – talk guns because the Age of the Wimp is dying out!
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Hi George,
I've never been one for wimpy men myself, and there are all too many of them still around. If there were not I'd be able to meet a guy who isn't scared off because I have guns and enjoy shooting them. Of course I do live in the PRK, and perhaps that has a lot to do with it.
Sometimes on dates if a guy comes off obviously milquetoast I'll start talking about blazing away with my AK-47 or my .44 magnum, and how neat it is to shoot a coffee can full of water and watch the water shoot 30 feet in the air.
This worked really great on an insurance agent I met, his eyes went big and he just stared at me holding tightly onto the arms of the chair.
So I told him that I had put a huge 20lb. ham out there and shot it with a .44 mag hollowpoint and the exit wound was the size of a softball.
His mouth opened and I added, "but don't tell anyone, okay? I didn't have a ham license."
He said he'd email me. Never heard from him again. We wouldn't have liked each other
Amy
We have been living in “THE AGE OF THE WIMP” for some time now.
But I am detecting signs that we are nearing the FALL OF THE WIMP.
So go ahead and be manly and beat your chest – talk guns because the Age of the Wimp is dying out!
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Hi George,
I've never been one for wimpy men myself, and there are all too many of them still around. If there were not I'd be able to meet a guy who isn't scared off because I have guns and enjoy shooting them. Of course I do live in the PRK, and perhaps that has a lot to do with it.
Sometimes on dates if a guy comes off obviously milquetoast I'll start talking about blazing away with my AK-47 or my .44 magnum, and how neat it is to shoot a coffee can full of water and watch the water shoot 30 feet in the air.
This worked really great on an insurance agent I met, his eyes went big and he just stared at me holding tightly onto the arms of the chair.
So I told him that I had put a huge 20lb. ham out there and shot it with a .44 mag hollowpoint and the exit wound was the size of a softball.
His mouth opened and I added, "but don't tell anyone, okay? I didn't have a ham license."
He said he'd email me. Never heard from him again. We wouldn't have liked each other
Amy
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Amy - I am sorry mister wuss was - well - a wuss. I would have been encredibly turned on and purposed a romantic vacation together at THUNDER RANCH...
If I wasn't already happily married...
If I wasn't already happily married...