Do you fondle your guns?

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"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun".

Gun fondlers, don't over clean your barrel.
 
this is some of the funniest stuff I've read on this forum. I seldom actually laugh out loud when reading, but today I did.

but to answer the OP question--no, I don't fondle. Don't dry fire much, either. I do open the safe frequently and do a quick check--yup, they're all still there!
 
No but I handle and mount my shotguns A LOT. If you don't, forget being a great wingshot. I have to keep my muscles and muscle memory alive to mount without thinking... but I don't really fondle the guns... much.
 
LOL, this is a funny thread.


I too am a condemned serial fondle'er.

One note on gun safes.... I find them unnecessary when you have a well lit 100 yd perimeter with a roaming pack of foaming, stranger hating guard dogs....actually, that renders firearms unnecessary also LOL.
 
You guys are sick. Fondle is what you do to your Wife, Play is what you do with toys. Handle is what you do to guns. There is no sexual overtones with guns you sick puppies! :D
 
I fondle them all !!

You guys are sick. Fondle is what you do to your Wife, Play is what you do with toys. Handle is what you do to guns. There is no sexual overtones with guns you sick puppies!
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A few years back, I made a mistake, one in a long string, of telling my wife that I have one love and one passion. She is one one true love and guns are my passion. ...... :D

Her come back was that she wanted to negotiate more of a trade-off ... :eek:


Be Safe !!!
 
There is no sexual overtones with guns you sick puppies!
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I don't know about that... men who name their guns tend to give them women's names... I personally spend a lot of time looking longingly at guns on the internet... guys with big guns rely on power to get the job done, and guys with little guns are always saying power is not as important as skill... I see quite a few parallels.
 
A few years back, I made a mistake, one in a long string, of telling my wife that I have one love and one passion. She is one one true love and guns are my passion. ......

Her come back was that she wanted to negotiate more of a trade-off ...
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That could only mean one thing Pahoo.....MORE SHOES!!!
My wife could give Amelda Marcos a run for her money when it comes to shoes!! Best analogy ever...A man can never have enough guns and a women can never have enough shoes!!
 
My Wife makes me look good !!!

Best analogy ever...A man can never have enough guns and a women can never have enough shoes!!
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Yeah and more purses as well. .... ;)

Hey Honey, is that a new purse?
Oh no, I've had this old thing a couple years, now.

Hey Honey, is that a new gun?
Oh no, I've had this old thing a couple years, now.

Be Safe !!!
 
Once I'm done with the Camaro then the guns get their attention... Once and a while they'll get jealous and the Mauser beats me (dropped it and the skull crusher buttplate attacked my foot) and the 1911 likes to throw things at me (I let the recoil spring and cap get away on me once...) but after a nice long bath in oil. We're all friends again.
 
Once I'm done with the Camaro then the guns get their attention... Once and a while they'll get jealous and the Mauser beats me (dropped it and the skull crusher buttplate attacked my foot) and the 1911 likes to throw things at me (I let the recoil spring and cap get away on me once...) but after a nice long bath in oil. We're all friends again.
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Kind of reminds me of a red solo cup I once knew!
 
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