It rests (now this is the fruity part) on a very nice 8"x10" royal blue satin pillow which (now this is the weird part) is actually the resting pillow from a guinea pig coffin...from back when I used to build the occasional cremation box and pet coffin
Is it fruity if mine resides in a purple and gold Crown Royale bag?
If someone asked me how carrying a gun makes me feel I would respond that it makes me feel prepared. Just the same as having the other items I carry on my person (or in my vehicle) makes me feel.It never made me feel safer.
at least you didn't rip your gun pillow out from under some poor, dead guinea pig!
If the pillow smells like a rodent, so will your gun
Geez, I didn't say it was a "used" one. It was a left over from a coffin I built that never sold.Gives new meaning to "mouse" gun?
As for being safe (as opposed to feeling safe) in your own home, check out these stats from the US Dept of Justice:
Of the 207,240 rapes and sexual assaults in America in 2004, 30% happened inside the woman's own home.
Of the 83,920 rapes and sexual assaults committed by a stranger, 42% happened inside the woman's own home.
Of the 99,130 incidents of completed robbery in which the victim was injured, 31% happened inside the victim's own home.
Of the 895,340 cases of aggravated assault, 18% happened within the victim's own home.
First...Ugh...thanks ever so much for that mental image. :barf:OK so Im sitting here on the couch in my stained BVDs, one sock on and one sock off with no shirt, belly acting as a computer stand. Should I have a holster on?
OK so Im sitting here on the couch in my stained BVDs, one sock on and one sock off with no shirt, belly acting as a computer stand. Should I have a holster on?
But as the first stat bears out, most crimes commited in the home are done by someone the victim either knows or is related to.
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But as the first stat bears out, most crimes commited in the home are done by someone the victim either knows or is related to.
What bearing does this have on anything?