Rich, of course, Haliburton!!! I know it was them even when I had no idea what I was talking about!
UPDATE TO CONTINUING CRISIS IN WABASH VALLEY:
Rain continues, no doubt the work of Cheney and Haliburton's Wether Machine of Death, women and children weep softly, KSFreeman cleaned the bathrooms and then folded laundry while watching a DVD on the world's religions for The Teaching Company. KSFreeman then had to cook his own dinner--salmon and salad from a bag! This suffering knows no bounds.
I demand that someone come and do my work for me! As a minority, a right-handed fielder who bats left-handed, I am entitled to everything just for being born and drawing breath. Someone has to feed me and attend to my every need while I sit on the couch, get fat and complain that the government doesn't care! My life is all YOUR fault! I am entitled--give me, give me, give me!
Meanwhile, the rain continues and my lawn is now as green as Haliburton's bank accounts. The lawn is growing and GEORGE BUSH WILL NOT CUT MY LAWN!
Bu$h lied, Kirk's property values are temporarily negatively impacted.