Yea,how could anyone possibly have a dissenting opinion
In a Ultra right-wing, Limbaugh is God,beer drinking,pick-up truck driving,Bush worshiping,cigarette smoking,tobacco chewing,country music listening,we hate liberals worse than muslims,camo-wearing,Glock carrying,violence-lovin,firearms forum that's mostly full of Rambo wannabes...
Have I just stereotyped about 72.3% of the membership here? Good.
Now come on Boy's and sing after me!
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
An' we don't take our trips on LSD.
We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, an' bein' free.
We don't make no party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave 'Old Glory' down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.
Hey, leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
An' football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids there still respect the college dean.
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave 'Old Glory' down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.
[Haggard]