Covert Defensive Tools

Being a teacher, I sometimes go back to school at odd hours to work (night time and weekends).During home night games and off hours, you never know what (or who's gang) you might run into. (Lots of stuff to steal in a school, and usually pretty poor security.) Since I can't carry while on school grounds, (and could be fired for anything remotely resembling a weapon) I have given much thought to potential weapons. I've got to admit to some pretty far out thoughts (losts of nasty acids and bases in my lab room).4V50 Gary hit on my regular routine, a very sharp pencil behind the ear.
 
A benchmade folder and a Surefire 6p are good constant companions. A can of OC doesn't hurt also. I have one of those nylon/fiberglass knives for flying, but never really thought to much of them. Most cases, when traveling, I fed-ex my benchmade/surefire to my destination!

Also remember, some weapon is better then no weapon!!
 
possibilities if you carry a briefcase
or bookbag;

nails, picture hanging wire, and a 20oz
framing hammer...

haircutting scissors (you'l' have to work
on your lisp)...

a sports gear bag with a bunhc of quarters
and a softball bat; "I was going to the
batting cage after work..."

a big Crescent wrench to handle that
leaky faucet at work...

a 2-piece cue stick; "I was going to the
pool hall after work..."

an all-metal drafting pencil...

a good-quality photo tripod and camera;
the tripod, when collapsed, might make
a nice HBO (Heavy Blunt Object)...

a heavy stainless steel drafting
straightedge...
 
Oh, and a suggestion from one time when I was explaining utility of guns to a friend and his family. His 17 yr old daughter said "If attacked, I'd just lick them in the face. That would surprise them long enough for me to split."

I'd like to see her do that!

Would a hooded cobra in a basket or a bag-full of scorpions qualify as "not obvious"?
 
Genelemen; I see many useful suggestions above. I, however, have walked down many a street, with my 4D cell Maglite (set up with HiCap NiCd batteries, and a 1.7mA krypton bulb, which is as bright as any Li cell light, such as Sur-Fire, etc), and no one has every bothered me.

Further, it isn't objectionable, or aggressive. It sure is intimidating, however. Walt

PS; there is a new flashlight bulb out, which uses xenon gas, yields 30-50% more light. Usable only with alkaline cells, but is more efficient than krypton, and battery life is about the same. I am getting a bunch, if you want to try them, let me know. They run about $4. Walt
 
Walt, sure surprised it took so long to come up with the NYC legal weapon. Another I thought the martial art people would get is the common Cross pen. Works well as a kubotan, but breaks more often. GLV
 
For late-night trips from the corner store, I used to put half a dozen cans of cat food in a triple-layer plastic grocery bag. Makes a mean Face Cruncher, but man, what a dumb idea!

-boing
 
Walt, the last I heard, California has
passed yet more laws, including the
classification of heavy flashlights and
tire irons as illegal to have in a
motor vehicle. probably applies to
walking around, too. and not too
surprisingly, many LEOs out there have been
gleefully enforcing said laws, particularly
in the Bay Area. another reason I'm glad
I left.

Cornered Rat; I sure like the snake idea.
maybe not too practical, or legal, but
it sure invokes some of those prehistoric
instincts to do the "200 step kata".

it does lead to the obvious solution; dogs.
I figure two dogs of "protective" breed
(Shepherds, Dobies, Rotties, etc) will
intimidate most bullies. maybe not 100%
effective, but what is?
 
Dogs are a great idea, and gave me some measure of comfort when I lived in Chicago. I had two concerns, though:

1. Most places I had to go to wouldn't let dogs in (stores, the bank, etc...), and tying up the Shepherd outside was nerve-wracking. What if someone DID something to her while I was inside? (define "uncontrollable rage"!)
Even worse, what if she hurt a passer-by? Not likely, given her temperment, but the consequences for all would be terrible.

2. If I was accosted, and had to run, would I be handicapped by my dog? Would she run with me, or stop to investigate that fire hydrant? Would I have to abandon/sacrifice her to save myself? I'm glad I never had to make that kind of decision, but it weighed heavily on me every time I took her out.

-boing

P.S.- Tire irons illegal in an automobile? Pray for The Big One, and send Cali into the sea!

[This message has been edited by boing (edited February 13, 1999).]
 
Given that gun control is following, in general, Jim Crow precedents, I would expect "attack" dogs soon to be illegal as well.

Civil disobedience might work, but anyone involved would be awfully vulnerable to asassinations. Henry Bowman, where are you?




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I feel like I am bragging, but this is funny and helpful: A fellow instructor in my fighting art and I once went to lunch at a Vietnamese place to get some high-energy food. After we exited, we had had to go to our car in the alley behind the restaurant. Some asian thugs jumped us for who-knows-what, and we used what was in our hands for defense: our chopsticks! Ever since then, I have often been known to carry a pair of chopsticks when I can carry nothing else, (and I eat with them too!). It is amazing the kind of damage you can do with a long, strong, pointy-thingy.

Other good covert items that I actually carry:

Steel toe boots

Climber's carabiner (get the right size to fit your hand, works as a very light pair of "brass knucks" and clips anywhere)

Grip exerciser: works like an impact Kerambit, and you can also work your grip!

Large Hankerchief: you'd be surprised

Streamlight Super Scorpian light (good medium size for regular carry, but enough to whollop someone with, as well as blind with 16,000cp)

Leatherman tool (like a roll of quarters but much more handy, and many people get very suspicious when you carry a roll of coins as opposed to a Leatherman)

Stout mechanical pencil or pen

Well, the list goes on, but I make a hobby of this. Those are some off the top of my head that look innocent. Just be creative. Most are just strike-enhancers, but the better ones do even more than that (like chopsticks!). I won't go into details, but with proper training, it is not hard to dispatch of someone with some of these tools.
Of course, I usually carry more effective stuff, but those are some real benign looking items for those times when you are under severe scrutiny.


thaddeus
 
Great story, Thad. I have just begun carrying a carabiner (with keys innocently attached), after a buyu told me of using one on a troublemaker while in the army. I don't know how comfortable I am placing my knuckles inside the ring, but a whipping blow easily dents wooden benches in dojo dressing rooms...OOPS. :)
 
I've got a purse with a tire chain strap... goes fashionably well with the combat boots and no one ever bothers me.

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Does anyone know where to get steel toed boots that don't look like, well...steel toed boots :) What about steel toed shoes?
 
Ehh this subject is somewhat ramboish but, oh so fun :)

Small pockett fitting maglight works very well for Olisi-palad techniques, or kubotan if U prefer that name for mini baton.
My leatherman Wave does the same thing, but due to the quick open blades won't probaply never end up in such role.
A belt is good for lubid techniques (~ropework) this providing that user's pants wont drop and belt loops are loose enuff for "fast draw" :)
A hankerchief with some coins/nuts/whatever similiar small solid objects tied on works as a light spring baton/flexible club.
(Those are pain in the neck to block btw.)
and so on and such :)

Gattling.
 
Oh yes I forgott, Sievin Jalkine of Finnland makes even "steel capp" sandalls for warm industrial enviroments that demand protective footwear (such as papermills) dunno if they export thou.

The toe protector actually is somesorta carbonfibre/composite stuff that don't conduct heat in cold enviroment applications in the way true steel cap does.
Not being steel isn't actually a disadvantage since the toe protector can stand aprox. 1/2 ton load before caving.

Besides people usually have this "weapon mania" the objects that one is never apart from are knuckles,shins,knees,elbows and forehead.

After all it is quite probaple that when fight breaks up one doesn't have time to present allkindsa improvised weapons :)
This providing that the agressors behaviour/presence was unpredictable.

So besides inventing disguised weapons it might be usefull to keep on doing the "morning/evening prayer" :) (=jump pushups on knuckles and the necessary flexability excersices)

Gattling, again.
 
Thaddeus - Thats the spirit!! Go to a beauty supply store and get a heavy duty rat tail comb. The handle is a 5" spike, target heart, throat, eye socket, ear, brain stem. Try Lehigh Boots for steel toed anything, they even have steel toed jogging shoes.
 
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