What do the big boys carry?
Remember that all of those rolls of fat cause sweat, and that can cause havoc on your firearm. Keep it oiled up, or put it in a baggie to keep the moisture out. I'm not sure what butt cheese will do, but it's worth watching out for.
This coming from a fat guy with nothing else better to do than smart off.
Haven't had a 30" waist since I was 12Lets face it not everyone is a 30 inch waist.