Completely Juvenile but a Whole Lotta Fun

You guys are crazy :)

I'm getting a little paranoid about the bugs. After hours last night I stopped by where I work. When I stepped out of the car one of those big spiders ran right past my foot (I was in flip flops) and before I even thought about it i had my hand on my snub and had almost drew down on him :D

I'm a little finicky out there anyway. There's been more than one incident where I ran into something a little bigger than a spider. I've thwarted more than one robbery in progress :rolleyes: right by my damn self
 
After hours last night I stopped by where I work. When I stepped out of the car one of those big spiders ran right past my foot (I was in flip flops)
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Well, whaddya expect runnin aroun half-dressed inna middle a winter?

Good thing you didn't bust a cap, you could take your toe off!
 
Using one of those whiffle ball bats on those carpenter bees is good times. :D I loved that.

I used to have a blow gun I would stick em with. When I could hit them that is...
 
Scorch said:
Well, whaddya expect runnin aroun half-dressed inna middle a winter?

Good thing you didn't bust a cap, you could take your toe off!
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Shoot man, as mean as that spider looked I woulda been more worried about wasting a round instead of losing a toe:D:D
 
OK, all you dragonfly shooters - I was told, and have no way to prove or disprove it, that all you had to do was get a "slow" moving bb (think red ryder) close to a dragonfly and they will commit suicide on it. They feed by grabbing bugs from mid-air and think the bb is a bug, but it is too hard and fast and kills them.

Anyone else ever hear this?

This is not meant to disparage anyone's "wing shooting" skills :p
 
One night last summer my wife woke me up to inform me we had a bat flying around our house, and insisting that I dispatch this critter immediately. Understand that unless I've got an intruder halfway though the back door, I'm not getting up. I told my wife to go back to bed and that I'd take care of the bat in the morning. Not able to sleep with the bat flying around, my wife armed herself with a tennis racket and set out on a short mission to dispatch this bat herself. Minutes later, dressed in ski pants, ski jacket and a hood to protect herself, she came back in hysterics informing me that this bat was making dive bombing runs at her. Not taking no for an answer, my wife insisted I take care of the bat immediately. I opened my safe, loaded my scoped RWS pellet gun, and located the bat attached to some crown molding along the ceiling of an upstairs bedroom. The RWS took care of the bat, left blood and a hole on the molding. Whats a guy gotta do?
 
Is there an 'approved' load for cornmeal in a 20 ga??

Make sure you wear eye protection which might save your eyes when she blows. Might not!!!
 
I managed to vaporize a bumble bee with a .32 ACP once. The nasty little sucker was bothering be while I was at the range and was foolish enough to hover a couple feet in front of my Walther.
 
Years ago I was tending bar on Fathers Day, a friend came in that carries a black powder .44 cap and ball shooter. I asked him if I could see it, he handed it over and we went outside. I saw a starling in a puddle flipping water onto it. I aimed for the tail and pulled the triggfer. I shot that birds butt off. :) Didnt kill it as it tried to fly off. That gun was loud and smoky.

Ol Jim was killed in his kitchen, someone shot him and tried to make it look like suicide but he didnt have any center fire guns. Sure do miss him.
 
What Simonkenton said. We have a contest all summer between my dad, brother and me. Dad is still in Florida so I have a jump on the carpenter bees with a tennis racquet. Saturday got me on the board. We can usually knock off a hundred by mid- summer.
 
As a kid (in PA) I'd put these Japanese beetles down the muzzle of my air pistol. They made great ammo. When I'd shoot them at the side of the barn they made a satisfying splat! Needless to say, My grandparents didn't have a Japanese Beetle problem that year!:rolleyes:
 
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