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Common Sense Quotes & Truisms
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Mike in VA
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Bumpersticker Truisms:
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
Earth is full - Go Home
I have the body of a God.....Buddha
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
So many pedestrians so little time
I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Politics - from the Word "Poly" meaning "Many" and "Ticks" as in "Small
Blood-Sucking Parasites"
He who dies with the most toys...still dies
Eat right, exercise, die anyway
Illiterate? Write for help
Honk if anything falls off
He who laughs last thinks slowest
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
This isn't my idea of a good time
It's been lovely but I have to scream now
Uniquely maladjusted but fun
Minimum wage for politicians
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
You...out of the gene pool!
Gone crazy be back shortly (actually I might not make it back . . . . )
If you're not outraged you're not paying attention
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
Earth is full - Go Home
I have the body of a God.....Buddha
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
So many pedestrians so little time
I used to be disgusted now I'm just amused
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
If we quit voting will they all go away?
Politics - from the Word "Poly" meaning "Many" and "Ticks" as in "Small
Blood-Sucking Parasites"
He who dies with the most toys...still dies
Eat right, exercise, die anyway
Illiterate? Write for help
Honk if anything falls off
He who laughs last thinks slowest
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
This isn't my idea of a good time
It's been lovely but I have to scream now
Uniquely maladjusted but fun
Minimum wage for politicians
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
You...out of the gene pool!
Gone crazy be back shortly (actually I might not make it back . . . . )
If you're not outraged you're not paying attention
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do
Bushwhacker
New member
Now, what we have here is a failure to communicate.......
Herr Glockner
Retired Screen Name
"Never trouble trouble unless trouble troubles you." - R. Aulichs' Old Man
"People sometimes need to sacrifice individual rights for public safety."
- Bill Clinton (lobbying for warrantless searches of Federally-funded housing units - 1994)
"People sometimes need to sacrifice individual rights for public safety."
- Bill Clinton (lobbying for warrantless searches of Federally-funded housing units - 1994)
Jeff Thomas
New member
* Don't hurt yourself ... someone else will do it for you.
* Bumper sticker - I didn't work today ... the little voices told me to stay home and clean my guns.
* Four rules for children - (1) respect other people's property, (2) respect other people's feelings, (3) do your best, and (4) no red juice (if you've ever had small children, you'll recognize #4).
* Bumper sticker - I didn't work today ... the little voices told me to stay home and clean my guns.
* Four rules for children - (1) respect other people's property, (2) respect other people's feelings, (3) do your best, and (4) no red juice (if you've ever had small children, you'll recognize #4).
Dakota Law Dog
New member
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be layed a hand on. I don't do these things to others, and I expect the same from them." John Wayne as John Bernard Books, in "The Shootist"
if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
Experience is something you don't need until right after you need it
Change is inevitalbe, except from vending machines
Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweatty things
Don't be sexist- Broads hate that
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments
Greeting to all, and hi to my fellow Glock Talkers that have travelled here!
if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
Experience is something you don't need until right after you need it
Change is inevitalbe, except from vending machines
Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweatty things
Don't be sexist- Broads hate that
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments
Greeting to all, and hi to my fellow Glock Talkers that have travelled here!
"A hyphenated American is not an American at all. This is just as true of the man who puts 'Native' before the hyphen as of the man who puts German or Irish or French before the hyphen. Americanism is a matter of the spirit and of the soul. Our allegiance must be purely to the United States. We must unsparingly condemn any man who holds any other allegiance."
Theodore Roosevelt, 12 October 1915
Theodore Roosevelt, 12 October 1915
Robert Foote
New member
'Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid'. Apocrypha, attributed to John Wayne. He didn't say it--but he should have.
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