* Never Squat with your Spurs on.
* Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you.
* If you find your self in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
* The easiest way to eat Crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow.
* If you get to thinkin' your a person of influence, try ordering somebodey else's dog around.
* Always take a good look at what your about to eat. It's not import to now what it is, but it's crucial to know what it was.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* Never get into a stinking match with a skunk.
* Deja Moo - I've heard this bull before.
* Never ask how stupid some one is - cause they'll turn around and show you.
* It doesn't take a genious to spot goat i a flock of sheep.
* Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think it is.
* Always drink upstream from the heard.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in.
* The biggest trouble maker you'll ever deal with watches you shave his face every morning.
* Don't mess with something that ain't bothering you.
* If you find your self in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
* The easiest way to eat Crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets the harder it is to swallow.
* If you get to thinkin' your a person of influence, try ordering somebodey else's dog around.
* Always take a good look at what your about to eat. It's not import to now what it is, but it's crucial to know what it was.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* Never get into a stinking match with a skunk.
* Deja Moo - I've heard this bull before.
* Never ask how stupid some one is - cause they'll turn around and show you.
* It doesn't take a genious to spot goat i a flock of sheep.
* Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think it is.
* Always drink upstream from the heard.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in.
* The biggest trouble maker you'll ever deal with watches you shave his face every morning.