Crusty Deary Ol'Coot
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Then there was the couple that went deer hunting.
It was the first time out for the wife, so the lady not really into getting up before dawn, stayed in camp and started to move around sometime after day light.
She did have the presents of mind to get her rifle out of the tent, which paid off a short time later when this big buck prances into the clearing.
The lady grabs her rifle, shoots and knocks the buck flat. Lays the rifle on the table, pulls her tag out of her pocket, clips the proper dates and walks over to the buck where she ties the tag to the horns.
Bout this time, the buck jumps to it's feet, shakes it's head and runs into the woods with the lady hot on it's trail.
Couple minutes later, she hears a shot, runs into another clearing where "her" buck lays dead on the ground with a hunter about ready to start field dressing.
Now the lady had heard all about some people stealing other hunters game, so seeing the hunter bent over "her" buck she runs up screaming and waving her arms.
Well the hunter, taken quite by surprise backs away from the deer and asks the lady what she means, "I just shot that buck, it's mine," he says, at which time she proceeds to correct him, pointing out that her tag is tied to the buck's horns.
This kind of takes the hunter by surprise, so he starts looking the situation over and sees the tag hanging from the horn.
Think'in about it for a moment, he throws his hands in the air saying, "I guess any woman that can run fast enough to tag a live buck, deserves him."
Keep em coming!
Crusty Deary Ol'Coot
It was the first time out for the wife, so the lady not really into getting up before dawn, stayed in camp and started to move around sometime after day light.
She did have the presents of mind to get her rifle out of the tent, which paid off a short time later when this big buck prances into the clearing.
The lady grabs her rifle, shoots and knocks the buck flat. Lays the rifle on the table, pulls her tag out of her pocket, clips the proper dates and walks over to the buck where she ties the tag to the horns.
Bout this time, the buck jumps to it's feet, shakes it's head and runs into the woods with the lady hot on it's trail.
Couple minutes later, she hears a shot, runs into another clearing where "her" buck lays dead on the ground with a hunter about ready to start field dressing.
Now the lady had heard all about some people stealing other hunters game, so seeing the hunter bent over "her" buck she runs up screaming and waving her arms.
Well the hunter, taken quite by surprise backs away from the deer and asks the lady what she means, "I just shot that buck, it's mine," he says, at which time she proceeds to correct him, pointing out that her tag is tied to the buck's horns.
This kind of takes the hunter by surprise, so he starts looking the situation over and sees the tag hanging from the horn.
Think'in about it for a moment, he throws his hands in the air saying, "I guess any woman that can run fast enough to tag a live buck, deserves him."
Keep em coming!
Crusty Deary Ol'Coot
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