A BP Rifle That Hurts...
Good Cap'n.,
Just about any BP rifle will suit your purpose to be "hurt" by one.
I suggest you buy the cheapest one you can find at Wal-Mart, find a bridge, walk underneath it, shake hands with the fellow troll there, discuss your needs with him, and have them fulfilled.
I hope the moderator pulls your alias for wasting bandwith with your nonsense.
Please find some other group to bother.
Regards,
Miltie.