Check out this sick noise

[Tom Servo]

Five years ago I stopped wearing trosers and opted for kilts only; not because of my heritage but for mobilty and air conditioning

A friend of my father's worked for customs in Lockerbie in the late 1970's. Part of the security detail involved making guys in kilts walk over mirrors to check for concealed weapons. I was too young to ask then, and he's passed away now, but I'd really like to know how he managed to pull the short straw on that assignment.

In any case, your noise is quite sick, sir. You've certainly got a unique sense of style.

 

[ADIDAS69]

Mr. Servo

Thank you kindly; as a young man my father instructed me to always opt for the strangely attractive girl at the party, not the hooker or the fatty, but the one that clearly takes care of her self but doesn't feel bad about not being "pretty". I apply this same theory to firearms and most the other gear i buy. You can always pay for the best, but when you have the opportunity to invent and modify, then its not yours. Its like Linux.

"Shoes and socks!" (fist clenched and thrust into the air). I get to go see my sister in AZ over Christmas, it'll be my first time flying since the kilting. I am hoping for the aggressive African American gal for my screaner. The one that would normally be sweat and just gettin through the week but isn't going to take any crap from some crazy cracker in a dress.