paratrooper
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And all this time I thought you could catch it from a toilet seat .
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TOM SASS AMERICAN LEGION NRA
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TOM SASS AMERICAN LEGION NRA
CDC: Beer causes VD
- Thread starter Strayhorn
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I can see it coming again.
Three day waiting period for a brewski.
One can/bottle per month.
Ban on assault kegs.
No private six-pac sales to your neighbor.
Threats of drinking reported in several high schools.
Third grader cups fingers and moves toward mouth - suspended until age 14.
Prohibition in NY, CA and DC. (here's where the shooting starts - teetotaling marksmen end up occupying all US breweries)
World ends but by now no one cares.
RKBA!
Three day waiting period for a brewski.
One can/bottle per month.
Ban on assault kegs.
No private six-pac sales to your neighbor.
Threats of drinking reported in several high schools.
Third grader cups fingers and moves toward mouth - suspended until age 14.
Prohibition in NY, CA and DC. (here's where the shooting starts - teetotaling marksmen end up occupying all US breweries)
World ends but by now no one cares.
RKBA!
I'm surprised that no one has pointed out the CDC's real intention:
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR SHINERS!
I can see it now, "...they can have my Shiner when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers..."
Remember Shiners don't cause VD, they are only innocent bystanders that are found at all the wrong places, at all the wrong times, with all the right people...
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...defend the 2nd., it protects us all.
No fate but what we make...
[This message has been edited by foxfire (edited April 30, 2000).]
THEY'RE COMING FOR YOUR SHINERS!
I can see it now, "...they can have my Shiner when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers..."
Remember Shiners don't cause VD, they are only innocent bystanders that are found at all the wrong places, at all the wrong times, with all the right people...
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...defend the 2nd., it protects us all.
No fate but what we make...
[This message has been edited by foxfire (edited April 30, 2000).]
Paratrooper,
"And all this time I thought you could catch it from a toilet seat."
ROTFLMBO!
When AIDS became THE big topic, I asked our EMS Medical Director, "Can you catch AIDS on a toilet seat?"
He answered, "Sure, *IF* while you're on the seat you have relations with an infected person!"
(Subject, of course, is serious. His reply stopped the training session for 20 minutes!)
"And all this time I thought you could catch it from a toilet seat."
ROTFLMBO!
When AIDS became THE big topic, I asked our EMS Medical Director, "Can you catch AIDS on a toilet seat?"
He answered, "Sure, *IF* while you're on the seat you have relations with an infected person!"
(Subject, of course, is serious. His reply stopped the training session for 20 minutes!)
Hart Industries Defense
Moderator
Being born is the cause of 100% death. We must outlaw being born; oh, I am sorry, we already have a law against being born. I guess I am passe.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hart Industries Defense:
Being born is the cause of 100% death. We must outlaw being born; oh, I am sorry, we already have a law against being born. I guess I am passe.[/quote]
Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal.
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Shoot straight & make big holes, regards, Richard at The Shottist's Center
Being born is the cause of 100% death. We must outlaw being born; oh, I am sorry, we already have a law against being born. I guess I am passe.[/quote]
Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal.
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Shoot straight & make big holes, regards, Richard at The Shottist's Center