CDC: Beer causes VD

Strayhorn

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Good ol' boys were right about girls and closing time
From combined dispatches (Washington Times)

     ATLANTA — Hey, Bud, this is for you. The government has spent a lot of money to discover what every good ol' boy could have told them for nothing:
     The girls all get prettier at closing time.
     Somebody in Nashville once wrote a song about it.
     The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), which studies these things, has written an Official Report concluding that cheap beer is even a contributor to getting the clap. (Some good ol' boys could have told them that, too.) Naturally, it's an opportunity to raise taxes. Raising the tax on a six-pack by 20 cents, the CDC says, could reduce gonorrhea by up to 9 percent.
     The study, released Thursday, compared changes in gonorrhea rates to changes in alcohol policy in all states from 1981 to 1995. In years following beer-tax increases, gonorrhea rates usually dropped among young people. The same happened when the drinking age went up — as it did in many states during the 1980s.
     Says Harrell Cheson, a health economist with the CDC: "Alcohol has been linked to risky sexual behavior among youth. It influences a person's judgment and they are more likely to have sex without a condom, with multiple partners or with high-risk partners."
     In an earlier era, cheap beer was even known to ring wedding bells.
     Beer men, however, say recent statistics show young people are already drinking more responsibly, thanks in part to efforts by brewers.
     "Excise taxes have little or nothing to do with alcohol abuse in society," says Lori Levy of the Beer Institute in Washington. "I think that our members understand the importance of educating young people about how to make responsible choices once they're old enough, and they put a lot of money and effort into those programs."
     Gonorrhea, one of the most common venereal diseases, was examined in the CDC study because long-term statistics are available and the disease is more evenly spread among states.
     The CDC analyzed the declining gonorrhea rates following different tax increases and came up with the estimate that 20-cent increase per six-pack would lead to a 9 percent drop in gonorrhea rates.
     The CDC economist cites the example of a 4-cent per gallon —about 2.25 cents per six-pack — tax increase in California in 1991. Gonorrhea rates in the 15 to 19 age group dropped about 30 percent the following year. Drops in other states were not as dramatic.
     During the study, various states raised beer taxes 36 times. Gonorrhea rates in the 15 to 19 age group dropped in 24 of those instances, and rates among those 20 to 24 dropped 26 times.
     In both age groups, men seem to be more affected than women by higher beer prices. That may be because men buy more cheap beer, particularly at closing time.
     Most minimum legal drinking-age increases were also followed by a decrease in the gonorrhea rate, especially in the 15 to 19 age group.
     "This study suggests these strategies could have a significant impact in reducing sexually transmitted diseases among young people," says Kathleen Irwin, chief of health services research and evaluation for the CDC's division of sexually transmitted diseases.
     About 3 million teen-agers are infected with sexually transmitted diseases each year, Mr. Cheson said. Gonorrhea usually can be treated with antibiotics, although some drug-resistant strains have developed.
 
I am now convinced that these people (the feds) will come up with any lie they can to squeeze more money out of the general public. Sure, the cure for gonnorrhea is more taxes!

Jeez what next!


Geof Ross
 
Don't we have any real diseases the CDC can fight? The more I hear from them the more I'm convinced that they have too much money and time on thier hands.
 
"I came in at 2 with a 10,
At 10 I woke up with a 2,
Well, I never been to bed with an ugly woman,
But, I sure woke up with a few!"
-Willie Nelson

Drinking leads to sex? Well, DUH! Give these folks a few whacks with the clue bat will ya!
I wonder how much of our tax money it took to figure that one out?

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TFL's official "Curmudgeon Member" and damned proud of it!
 
It seems like the Govt. likes to spend a lot of money trying to link cause-effect of things.

Hmmmm, I wonder if the combination of children, paper, and crayons will result in colorful, artsy, drawings? Hey! Let's spend 5 million dollars to find out!
 
"Woke up next morning with a trashcan head.
When I looked to my left, man I wished I were dead.
There's Frankenstein's daughter all curled up on me.
I said 'Baby, I gotta go home-it's an emergency."

Y&T
 
Wow!! So by extrapolation
if the Feds put a $2.00 tax on every 6-pack then Gonnorhea is cured!!!!
And, if there is a case then discovered we can sue the Feds for fraud.

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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" RKBA!
 
Jack99 wrote: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Don't we have any real diseases the CDC can fight?[/quote]

I thought CDC was a disease: Cranial Deficiency Crepitations. :p

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Shoot straight regards, Richard at The Shottist's Center
 
I'm surprised CDC didn't advocate registration of BDUs (Beer Delivery Units, kegs, bottles, cans, etc.)!

After all, if you outlaw beer only outlaws will have beer!

Got beer? :D

Although we tried outlawing objects before, right? Prohibition did more for organized crime than anything other than government jobs!
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By the way, I know about getting VD. When I drink too much beer I get VD - Very Dizzy! And my wife has to drive.

You guys ever seen the Coyote Woman?
 
I guess the tobacco lawyers decided they aren't going to be able to win their lawsuites against the Firearms Manufacturers so they have decided to take on the Beer Companies. I can hear these ambulance chasers now lining up at every major city lickin their chops at the settlements they are going to get for suing the Beer Companies for promoting risky behavior and spreading various forms of VD. Wonder if they are going to turn up some interoffice memo from some big-wig at Budwieser saying they knowingly increased the amount of Alcohol in their beer so more people would get AIDS.

45er
 
The headline up here was "CHEAP beer gives you gonorrhea...". Does this mean if I give up the micro brews I'll have a better chance of getting laid? I've seen some great looking gals swilling that cheap stuff. Surely they all can't be infected!
 
Patrick is my confirmation name, but if we are to overtax any brewed product, please let it be that awful green beer! Hell, it even conjures up the image of venereal disease. Its easy distribution has probably been a factor in electing a number of Kennedy's, Daley's, et al. Pennecillin won't oust them.
 
I notice they mention legal drinking age and then the 15 to 19 year old demographic group. I didn't think the 15 to 19 year old was a legal demographic group for drinking alcoholic beverages. So they're now using (and promoting?) an illegal demographic to support this radical discovery?
 
I'm not that old, but I don't remember ever hearing about a drinking age lower than 18, so most of the 15-19 year old demo already was restricted.

"I'm looking for a 9,
But 8 would fit right in,
Have a few drinks,
I might slip to 5,
or even 4,
but when tommorrow morning comes,
and I wake up with a number 1,
I swear I'll never do that anymore."
Mickey Gilley
"The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time"

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Formerly Puddle Pirate.
Teach a kid to shoot.
It annoys the antis.
 
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