Geologist-How about leaving an open bag of chips that have been seasoned with something "special" like a powdered laxative?
Haha, "Chocolates for the wedding" sign, plate full of Ex-lax.
Whats my liability if i took a baseball bat to thier kneecaps? That i would love to do. How much does a person have to take? Its hard enough paying the bills
The criminal has all the rights. Up here if you do anything except take it and pay for all the damage out-of-pocket, all you'll get is jailtime or the insurance company cancels your policy for being high-risk.
One of my friends can't insure his house anymore because three drunks have rammed onto his property in the past 15 years. "You're not supposed to file claims, you're just supposed to pay us premiums and F-off." was basically what the insurance company told him.
Cameras and lights are all you can do up here. Plus the one day you don't keep watch is the day/night they'll strike, Murphy's Law.