Behind the counter:
I once had a man ask me for "dirty calibry boolits." I asked what weight but he said he just wanted to look at some. So I pulled down a couple of boxes of Sierras and opened them.
"Dems ain't no boolits, dems de heads an I sed boolits!" exclaimed the customer. OK, he meant cartridges. So I had to ask which "dirty calibry" he wanted.
"Hell, I dunt know, youse works in a gun store youse otta know wot I want."
When I told him that there were many different "dirty calibry" cartridges, and that I had no idea what kind of gun he had, he called me several names and stalked out, hopefully to infest the competition.
I think of that everytime I read one of those "the guy at the gun store is an idiot" postings.
Jim