Interesting thought just came to me: If you have a deceased veteran in the family, he probably has a civilian tombstone, and a VA furnished one. If you have a few acres, and 700 bucks, get a cheap metal casket from one of the 'net companies, and dig a hole 6' deep. Place weapons, ammo, and goodies in casket (weather-proofed somehow), and bury. Then place the marker on the "grave." The deceaced would probably rather you were able to succeed in this over becomming a slave. While the guns are absolutely useless 6' under, the symbolism shouldn't escape you. I don't think that they'd spend a lot of time digging up presumed corpses to see if they were armed with 'assault' weapons. It is especially nice if you have a family cemetary with real corpses in it. We have a really old cemetary at our place. Still plenty of room for a few more graves! Imagine the bad press the State of Kali would recieve after digging up auntie edna while looking for "evil" weapons! This of course would be accompanied by you the 'victim' of these animals stating for the cameras the name of the Judge who signed the warrant.
