My God, how many of us have ever actually seen one in the wild? They are your worst nightmare,
We had a joke amongst us friends in Alaska. Best recipe for bear defense is a partner, but pick one that you don't particularly like, and can definately outrun.
This is totally off topic, but when I was 17 I had the good fortune to go to a place called Brook's Lodge in Katmai National Park, Alaska. The place is crawling with Grizzly bears, and they are used enough to seeing people that they don't seem to pay much attention to you. There is a viewing platform where you are literally about 10 yards from this:
Anyway, one time I was walking to this platform ( about a half mile trail through the woods if I remember right) by myself (probably not a real good idea, but being 17, I didn't want to hang out with my parents/siblings). I met up with some lady along the trail and we decided to walk together. Shortly before we reached that viewing spot, we came around a corner to find a HUGE brown bear standing up itching it's back on a tree about 20-30 ft from us (no exageration). I swear to God the thing was
at least 8-9 feet tall. I actually do remember thinking "when this thing charges us should I leave her in the dust or should I try to help her?" I honestly don't know what I would have done (I don't think you know in a situation like that until it actually happens). After it was done scratching, it just lumbered off. I almost wet my pants - seriously. It was the one of the scariest things that has ever happened to me (but was also one of the coolest)
Two things I can tell you about grizzly bears:
1)
They are the most intimidating animals you can imagine
From that viewing platform you could sit and watch them fight over fish and the best fishing spots (literally feet from you)
absolutely awesome (emphasis on the
awe)
2) You can smell them before you see them (sometimes)
Right before we came upon the one we met, I could distinctly smell what smelled like garbage - it was the bear.
One of my other best memories is (and this is probably one of the stupidest things I have ever done) at night I would sneak out to go the shore of the little lake this place is on to um, smoke
. It wouldn't get dark until very late, so even though it was around midnight or so, it was just like dusk; there would be bears frolicking and sparring maybe 150 yards down the beach. It was like being in the discovery channel or something.