Ban Tuna!

John/az2, that's the one I was thinking of. Thanks.
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Don LeHue

The pen is mightier than the sword...outside of arms reach. Modify radius accordingly for rifle.
 
Here in Oz the Department Of Fisheries And Commonsense
has banned anything over 9mm in gill size, no more pocket fish because God forbid it's consealable ! :eek:

Like you guys, we now only have 10 tooth mackerells because eveyone knows that you dont need more than 10 teeth to be deboned with :barf:
 
Well, after ereading all these posts, I was going to try and come up with another fish joke, but you guys are too good! So I'm going to skate, cause I got someone on the line............ :D
 
Just the other night I made seared rare tuna steaks with a lime juice reduction.

I wonder if that would get me in touble for a chemical weapon...
 
Huh. Sounds like a conspiracy against us fishermen. But if they think they can take my rods, they can kiss my bass!:D And I have a loaded St. Croix flippin' rod that I can, well, er..... flip you off with!:eek: :D
 
Moved to L&P.

If you use any potentially force-multiplying tool (extremely light blunt objects probably wouldn't qualify) to beat someone up, that tool becomes a weapon, and the crime is aggravated assault. Someone (the DA?) decided that a 10-lb tuna had the potential to be lethal, so the crime is aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
 
Oh, the horror of it all...

If we all turn in our fish then criminals will be the only ones with fish...
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Criminals and the government, that is.

Word on the street is that BoF troops have been seen trolling about in black fishing boats. I saw on the news that the House of Lords in England is considering a ban on the possession of swordfish - what a bunch of bottom feeders!!

Badda-bing, badda-boom!!:D
 
So sushi will be a prohibited drug now? Is there a 7 step program for me? Say, can I get federally funded sashimi treatment at the health clinic?
 
had to bump this. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. :D Man the laws are bass ackwards. If I was the victim I would sue the tuna company, becasue the tuna not the guy is the reason this lady was assualted.and if that works I would go after the grocery store and the clerk that sold him the tuna. These are some very grave times we are living in, I mean next we will need a concealed fishing permit, then they won't let us have anything smaller than a 16 inch bass and noting bigger than a 1 lb tuna since this guy beat his girl up with a 10 lb tuna. That's just too much tuna for any one person, ban it! LOL!!!
 
Can you guys help me find a good holster to ccw a 10lb catfish..? Also, do they make surpressors, rubber grips, or tac lights that will fit my model?
 
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