Still some incredibly ill-informed posters riding this sick & lame old horse.
I could equally ask if forum readers are morons. But, since I know they're not (the greatest majority, anyway), I won't.
You guys never forgot & left something home when you walked out the door to go to work? Yes, contrary to the lack of thought that went into much of this thread- it IS work. It's a job.
Big frickin frackin flippin deal if somebody forgot something on the way to a T&E session.
How many of you load up the following when you go to the range:
One to four guns.
Four to six loads for EACH gun.
Portable shooting table.
Resin patio chair.
Spotting scope.
Chronograph.
Tripod used for spotting scope & chrono screens.
Portable target stand base.
Portable target backer.
Targets.
Notebook for test results (notes on each load for each gun).
Log book for miles driven (tax purposes).
Pens.
Water.
Lunch.
Jacket (if cold weather).
Gloves (if REALLY cold weather).
Hat (to avoid sunstroke).
Earmuffs.
Earplugs.
Shooting glasses.
Container for empty brass.
Rifle rest.
Pistol rest.
Sandbag.
Toolbox.
Toilet paper.
First aid kit.
Cellphone.
With one or two exceptions, depending on heat & whether I'm doing my stuff in the old quarry or doing rifles at a state range with built-in shooting benches & target stands, that's my work kit. Each & every time I go to work.
Over the years I've forgotten things like the chair, part of the ammo, my notebook, and even the gun I was going out to test.
People do, and you forget things, too.
At the moment, it's a 35-mile round trip in one direction for rifles, 35-mile round trip in the opposite direction for handguns.
Once I get there, I run with what I brung. I budget time & other expenses for any given article. I don't get paid for mileage, I don't get paid for gas. I get paid a flat rate if I take three days on an article or three months.
If I find I've left part of my ammo behind, I go with what I did remember. I don't have the time to go back home for it.
It happens. It is neither incomprehensible nor particularly rare.
There's a lotta crap to load up each time, and after many years of loading up the truck on the way out & unloading again at the end of a long day shooting, I got so tired of it that I have an old Blazer permanently loaded & locked with the standard stuff that goes each time, to save energy on my part AND to reduce the chances that I may forget something.
Weather? Really?
You think we have the luxury of waiting around for perfectly calm, warm, and bright sunny days?
Get real.
I've shot in 17-degree weather & 107-degree weather. I prefer not to. It ain't fun.
Weather's a genuine factor in shooting for results, as opposed to just "Hey, hold my beer while I blow off a few more rounds."
Wind can push me off the target. It can blow the target over. It can divert bullets from point of aim.
Rain shuts me down. Snow does the same. I can shoot through both, but they get the targets soaked & it's hard to either measure groups or write down the results.
Sometimes we can wait for a "better" day, instead of the "best" day, but often we have to take a chance, hope for the best, and then have to pack it in before we're able to finish what we'd planned.
I've had it happen, weather can be quite unpredictable. This is, after all, an open air activity.
Saying "The weather report looked shaky, but I had the day planned, I took a chance, I had a deadline, I got rained out halfway through, but here's what I WAS able to get for you", is a mortal sin?
We are people, pretty much sorta mostly like many of you.
We do the best we can with the system we have to work with.
Sometimes things just don't go according to schedule.
If this never happens in your life, you live in a different universe than I do.
Skans,
You, in particular, live in an alternate reality.
Nowdays I'm lucky if I can talk an editor into 2000 words. The standard piece used to be 2500-3000.
There's no room for half of what you want. Writers don't determine space allocations; editors, publishers, ad execs, and art designers have infinitely more say over how much room there is for a given article than the guy who writes it.
Space is expensive & hotly competed for. There are budgets for each mag issue that an editor has to juggle.
Tour a factory? You paying for the plane ride & hotel? I'm not.
What kinda money do you think we make? Hint: An average article for a freelancer not on staff isn't a helluva lot more'n half a grand.
And most of us are freelancers.
Out of which I have to pay expenses, and unless a company's footing the bill (which leads to great cries of indignation over undue influence, bought & paid for writer accusations, fraud, murder, rape, and stealing popsicles from babies insinuations), I can't afford to spend a couple thousand to produce an article that doesn't sell for half that much.
Torture test?
Been there, done that, most people are not impressed when I wear the T-Shirt.
Expensive, time-consuming, showy, and most don't reflect much reality at all.
10,000-round test sessions are long, boring, and EXPENSIVE! SOMEBODY has to pay for that ammo, and I guarantee it won't be me.
Drive a half-track over a pistol, drop it from a chopper, leave it on the ocean floor for six months? You rent the half-track, you hire the chopper, and you float the boat, call me.
I got a mortgage, I got a family, I got bills to pay, and I'll say it again: THIS IS A JOB!
That implies MAKING MONEY from it.
You don't get rich writing for gunmags.
And finally- just like whatever your job is, there are some who do it better than others. If you don't like what you see, find another mag or stick to the Internet where you'll get in-depth descriptions of guns, clear photos illustrating features, explanations of how those features help or hinder, exact data on shooting results with several loads, full info on new products, industry insider background, and commentary by people who put their real faces & names out there for everybody to see.
The gunmags ain't perfect. Neither are gun forums, by any means. Either take the time & trouble to learn what you're spouting off about, or continue to post the usual bi-monthly drivel.
Denis