I laughed out loud! I have a funny scarf like that. Got it in Kuwait twenty years ago.
Living in NJ after The Corps to be near my family, I was way limited in selecting an AR years ago. While the Federal Assault Weapons Ban sunseted, NJ kept it in place! I was forced to get a Bushmaster (aka Bush Hamster) NJ compliant model, the Dissipator, that swapped evil things like bayonet lugs and adjustable stocks and forbid! a 'flash suppressor' for a ported Dissipator muzzle.
Alas, we were also limited to ten round steel mags, twenty rounders pinned to fifteen or finding and buying NJ compliant fifteen round PMAGs and paying $40 each for them. I did it. I know, I know. I missed my M16A2! I missed thirty round mags. I didn't miss my bayonet.
Now I live in America again, in the Great State of Texas. There's a zillion AR manufacturers now! 60 and 100 round Surefire mags, accessories galore, uppers, lowers, SBRs, tactical latches and optics and sling points and......whew?
I'll buy another AR again. I admire 7.62 and .300AAC Blackout looks really interesting, too but I will likely build a carbine length 5.56mm something or other with Magpul MOE furniture, backup iron sights and an optic of some kind, with a light, and some PMAGs, and a single point sling. I will not buy a Bushmaster again as Remington owns them now and Rem and I, we parted ways long ago. RRA, CMMG, etc.
I still don't miss my bayonet but I would like either an M203 or an underbarrel 12 gauge doorknocker. A boy can dream!