How about almost getting your head blown off by a 12 gauge at 2 ft?
A buddy and I had been dove hunting on public land, and decided to drive to another tract to see if we could find the birds.
He was driving, and I was in the passenger seat of his pickup. We drove into the entrance road, a "2 track", and we came upon a dove which landed in the road, and stayed on the ground as we slowly drove up.
Well, my buddy got excited about the bird not flying off, and he stopped, turned off the motor, and whispered, "I'm going to get him", as he slowly opened the drivers side door, left it open to prevent the bird from seeing him, and sneaked back toward the tailgate to get his shotgun out of the truck bed. He got his gun, and sneaked back up to the open door, and took a shot, missing the bird, which then flew off, apparently unharmed.
Through all of this, I had remained motionless in the passenger seat. So, he went back to the back of the truck to put away his gun.
Suddenly, the windshield exploded with a deafening roar, right in front of the steering wheel. I was confused and alarmed, because I didn't know what happened. I realized a shot had been fired, but I didn't know which direction it came from.
Then I looked over my left shoulder, trying to locate my buddy, and I was staring through a one inch diameter hole in the rear window.
Somehow, he had accidently discharged his 12 ga while putting it away in the bed of the truck. I don't know to this day how he did it. I only know if the muzzle of his gun had swung a little farther to the right, I would have died instantly (or a slow lingering brain dead coma death).
"Yeah though I walk through the Valley of
The Shadow of Death,
I will fear no evel,
for Thy rod and Thy staff
they comfort me
Amen and Amen