FireArm Relief of Texas now offering gun owners a free service
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October 9, 2016 UPN Wire
FireArm Relief of Texas announced today their program to save gun owners significant money, by housing their weapons for them, sending them videos of their weapons being lovingly fired in both the first and third person, and a 24/7 live stream of storage and cleaning. Further, William Robert Baydas (Billy Bob), president of the association, noted numerous gun owners complained about the loudness of their weapons and offers a free silencer to the owners that requires no BATFE stamp or wait. "It's easy, he noted, for the noise sensitive owners, we just cut the audio down by 20 dB on the live feeds, they never knew their guns could be so quiet. Not only do we save them money, we save their ears and shoulders too for one low monthly fee."
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