Art Eatman
Staff in Memoriam
Somewhere down in southeast Florida, the Seminoles have tourist-traps featuring gator-wrestling. Your buddy could go there for lessons. Of course, regardless of how difficult it really is, they ham it up to put on a show for the tourists.
Yes, you can hold a gator's mouth shut with one hand. However, the question then arises: What do you do with the rest of the gator?
A six-footer is halfway sensible--it shows he does not have a death wish, only an injury wish. "I don' wanna die, I just don' mind bein' crippled." Duh? But moving up to an eight-footer would add around a hundred pounds to the excitement.
Oh, well. I guess it's just God's way of telling us that boy don't have enough to do to keep his mind occupied. Perchance, is he blond?
Good luck; take pictures.
Art
"FIRST pillage; THEN burn."
Yes, you can hold a gator's mouth shut with one hand. However, the question then arises: What do you do with the rest of the gator?
A six-footer is halfway sensible--it shows he does not have a death wish, only an injury wish. "I don' wanna die, I just don' mind bein' crippled." Duh? But moving up to an eight-footer would add around a hundred pounds to the excitement.
Oh, well. I guess it's just God's way of telling us that boy don't have enough to do to keep his mind occupied. Perchance, is he blond?
Good luck; take pictures.
Art
"FIRST pillage; THEN burn."