Actual letter to the editor--stupidity must be shared.

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Oh, Jim. I can't believe you went there. "Poultry in motion." I can die now, I've heard the absolute worst pun of all time ;)

More on Mike the headless chicken here for those of you interested in exactly how stupid the average chicken is. They don't even need a brain to survive:
http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/
 
It can't be more than a couple of weeks ago that I ate 14 chicken wings for lunch. Oh, the guilt...

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Jerry V.
 
I have met boxes of rocks that have more intelligence.

And yes chickens are stupid and dirty. But they taste good and its fun to get up in the morning, take thier eggs and fry them. :) YUMMY! Oh how I miss the farm.
 
Coinneach, I'll never forget when I heard that for the first time on Tool's CD. I had forgotten about it but it sure does fit this one. Thanks for bringing it back.

"Let the rabbits wear glasses!" :D

I sit here day after day and think, Why can't the antis use some common sense and see how obvious our facts are that we stand behind and in front of. Then I hear about a clown like this and say, Oh, now I see why... :(

[This message has been edited by HukeOKC (edited July 13, 2000).]
 
Chickens are stupid.

We have friends who own a chicken farm. It's an interesting business. Most of the operation is automated: temp regulation, feed, water, light cycles, the whole thing.

However there's still one part that requires a human presence in the barn. Twice a day, someone has to walk through each barn.

Why? Chickens are so stupid that they won't get up to eat unless someone disturbs them.

Fact.

pax

"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.' -- Friedrich von Schiller
 
The only way I would actually want to eat even more chicken than I already do, is if free-range chickens were to be declared "game".

Imagine: for a, say, $10 fee, you could go "hunt your own chicken" in a variety of challenging terrain and cover conditions. Of course, trophys with long beaks would make the book of records and be proudly displayed above the mantlepiece..... :D

Only problem, I would still use my 416 on a chicken too.... But still, the concept would be an interesting one!
 
Its stupid how people take things (movies) so literaly.

I use to live on a farm and believe me chickens are dumb. We use to hypnotise (sp?) them. Purpose was so we could casually walk around behind them and then boot them like a football! They deserve to be eaten.

Shok

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"In 1789, when used without any qualifying adjective, 'the militia' referred to all citizens capable of bearing arms."
Akhil Reed Amar, Yale University

[This message has been edited by Shok (edited July 13, 2000).]
 
Don't really know anything about chickens, but I believe all of you who posted that said that they are stupid. I just have a contribution to the 'other ways to say stupid:'

has a complete six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.



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Kim

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