A Polar Bear Indeed!

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Sounds to me like he met up with Olga from the Volga from the Russian scientific station on Antartica. Yep, white hair, poisonous breath, biting, long fingernails, must be Olga. Best part of a bottle of Stolichnaya will drive her into a frenzy that no mere mortal man can satisfy. Two men, maybe, but not one.

Ah, yes, Mother Russia, where the men are manly and so are the women!!
 
HOLY WHA!!! I am in tears reading this bit of silliness!! I must rush out to the Antarctic to avenge the poor and untimely death of our two brave souls

Dr. Olie Yarkshire and Blerophon, Yea shall thee be avenged! I say onward fine chaps of TFL! We must go fourth to the Antarctic, and yea shall all thee TFL chaps thoust shall bring forth all manner of weapons of vengeance! And yea shall we manner of chaps, We shall go fourth and kill the beasties with the bad attitudes! ONWARD BRAVE SOULS!!! LET US BE EVER VENGEFUL IN OUR PURSUITS OF THE FEARSOME SNOW-APES!

Ted
 
Good Timing

The timing couldn't be any better. Summer is coming up down there. We can all pack shorts and sun tan lotion.
 
Nay to be Johnny Raincloud, alas, me hearties, nary a ship will be suffered by the Great Behemouth to take vengance on its prime comestible. As ye already know, said dreaded Snow Ape be only a morsel for the mounstrous Southern Ice Cracken.

The beastie in the cold water that lets loose is deathly tentacles and sweeps clean the ice of creatures, be they Snow Ape or man.

Go now and take vengence if you must,
but ye better be savvy with deaths cold arm 'round yer shoulders.

The Cracken awaits beneath said ice.
 
Isn't there some kind of white (polar) big foot? I'd swear I've heard of that before. They may inhabit Nebraska, too. They cause deer to jump away right before I take my shot. My missing can't be my fault. I used to blame my rifle on my misses, but now I'm quite sure it is this pure white bigfoot who is messing with the deer I'm trying to shoot. :D
 
Yeah, a yeti, I think that's it. Anyway, they are really irritating when they make you miss. Really irritating. Darned yetis.......
 
The only way to end this horror is to ditch the hybrids and jump in the biggest gas slurping suv or 68 Cadillac and melt those pesky ice caps that harbor these terrible creatures as quickly as we can. No ice, no ice monsters. Do it soon, it's for the children and adventurers marooned in the frozen wilderness.
 
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