A hypothetical question

I wouldn't worry about which gun to grab. I'd simply outrun the idiot telling me I could only choose one. Then i'd watch to see which one he grabs & see how it works out for him.
 
Not to pick a fight but, I think jack was drinking a little when he penned the question.:D

and since I wouldn't be able to tell the difference, especially after running 50 yards with a bear chewing on my backside, I would grab helplessly at all three as I crashed to the ground.

If I did manage to grab one, the bear could use it as a toothpick, For I am sure that my body is full of gristle.
 
This actually happened to me.
A friend and I were plinking away at a large land fill with high banks.
A decent sized bear was foraging on the far side and took offense at the noise we were making.
So, it made a bee line for us, and making snarly faces.
We made our own bee line, straight for the car, got it started and burning rubber outta' there, just in time.
No shots fired.
That bear was a lot bigger, up close.
Fast runner, too.
 
Anybody with me? Unless we're talkin' Usain Bolt I'm gonna be good if so. Doubt even Usain Bolt could outrun me with a knee I smashed with a rock.
 
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