On a lighter note: I was stalked by two, huge Hawaiian prison guards. Seems asking their friend to box at the gym, who I worked with, meant they had to go beat me up in a back alley. After a couple weeks of this, one of them jumped out, hit me with a hook in the jaw twice.
Me:
"Who the hell are you?"
Him:
"You got a good jaw."
Me:
"I know."
The idiot, who was rather large, about 6'2", and over 220, well over, tried to get to me, but, I was in top shape, and, he had a bad knee.
I got away, called the cops. I described the guy:
Police sarge:
"I know exactly who that is, and, I'll take care of it."
Next day phone call, and considering I'd just moved, who could it be?
"Hi. I'm the guy hit you in the jaw. My uncle came over yesterday. He beat the **** out of me. He said if I didn't
apologize, he'd put me in my own prison. I'm sorry.
Hey, you pretty good. Will you train me?"
Here I made the biggest mistake I ever made in the islands. I said no.
Me:
"Who the hell are you?"
Him:
"You got a good jaw."
Me:
"I know."
The idiot, who was rather large, about 6'2", and over 220, well over, tried to get to me, but, I was in top shape, and, he had a bad knee.
I got away, called the cops. I described the guy:
Police sarge:
"I know exactly who that is, and, I'll take care of it."
Next day phone call, and considering I'd just moved, who could it be?
"Hi. I'm the guy hit you in the jaw. My uncle came over yesterday. He beat the **** out of me. He said if I didn't
apologize, he'd put me in my own prison. I'm sorry.
Hey, you pretty good. Will you train me?"
Here I made the biggest mistake I ever made in the islands. I said no.