From the Church of the Tactical Truth:
Nay, good fellows... I am never afraid to talk the smack.
For long years ago I parted company with my last Nine. It was a Sig P-228 that was well accesorized.
It sacrificed it's self for that I might aquire my first HK. I looked upon the HK in it's caliber of .40 and saw that it was good. The HK served well and while other items listed in the great book of armaments came and went, that HK in .40 stayed by my side performing tasks that lesser Nines could never manage... Herculian feats of power.
These made the Nines tremble with fear and anger and they did gnash there little teeth and scratch with there nasty little claws but for all their wailing they could not harm the mighty .40! They crawled away spitting and snarling never to return.
Then as it came to pass the .40 did grow old. It looked upon the land for a suitable successor and it did beheld the strong and mighty .45!
Thus passed the days of the .40 and begat the return .45. For ages ago the .45 did rise up saying that it would one day return... it was long prophisied that it would return but the people forgot. They forgot the love and the devotion that the .45 had given them. They were wicked and abomidable and put other guns before it!
Procrastinate not the day of your repentance and heed the words of St. Browning!
For the day of the .45's return was at hand! When it descended from on high it was followed by a truimphant chorus. Angels wept with joy as the sinner had repented from his evil ways and was forgiven. Blessed was he.
And as it came to pass, he went abroad in the land speaking of the truth of the everlasting 1911. People did hear is words and they did harken to the truth of it.
They did partake and found that it was delicous to the taste... They wanted others to share the joy that they found! And some followed... Others lost their way and fell in dispair as they were begiled by the serpent Glock.
Many mocked the true believers from that great and spacious building - the Temple of Nine. They laughed and pointed... But the high capacity Nines capable of fearce point-shooting firepower could not withstand the well aimed shot of the holy hardball.
Amen.