Zombies - the problem

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We all love the macho posturing and endless flames on every little detail of surviving a zombie outbreak. The only problem is - no zombies!

To that, here is a guide to make your own:
http://www.howstuffworks.com/zombie.htm

Be sure to cook some up for the next democratic convention, that'll teach them the value of the 2nd amendment!
 
hey where are the threads with endless macho posturing about killing zombies? I got a few ideas.:D

And they sound cool.
 
Ummm.... go to the "Search" item on the menu, type in "zombie", enjoy the posturing.

The search feature is very useful for other subjects as well.
 
old people + hollywood plastic surgeons + far too many procedures = zombies!

they're real, they're among us, and they need to die!:D
 
"Zombies are common in Haitian stories and folklore. Researchers studying Haitian culture have related countless tales of bodies brought back to life by bokor, or voodoo sorcerers. These zombies are mindless slaves. They are not self-aware and are not particularly dangerous unless fed salt, which restores their senses. These stories are widespread and similar to urban legends -- they prey on the listener's deepest fears and seem believable in spite of their improbability."

Hmmmmmm.

"These stories are widespread and similar to urban legends -- they prey on the listener's deepest fears and seem believable in spite of their improbability."

HMMMMMM.

Isn't that EXACTLY what anti-gun activists do?

I mean, it's not believable to the likes of us, but, you know... the masses.

Creepy.
 
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