zipper locks mandatory

[po boy]

has anyone heard of any pending legislation on mandatory clothing zipper locks to be supplied by clothing manufacturers? this was supposed to be from wash.dc. also the surgeon general has determined that cigars may be hazardous to your political career?

 

[foxfire]

po boy,
(If I may borrow your spoon for a moment)

The zipper locks will probably not become fashionable until sometime next January; besides it's too easy for people to lose the keys.
As for the cigars, it all depends on whether you're giving or receiving...

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[DAL]

Great idea!

I'd love for someone to put this on a placard and display it at the next Clinton appearance, where ever that might be. Also, it would make a satisfying bumper sticker: "If he gets mandatory gun locks, I want mandatory zipper locks."
DAL

P.S. Would these locks be INTERNal?
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[This message has been edited by DAL (edited March 19, 2000).]