You give your wife a bottle of RemOil to use as cologne (or lube).
The thought of mounting a GAU-8A in the bed of your truck excites you sexually.
You look at a very small object 150 yards away, and wish you had a sniper rifle at hand.
You've spent more money on ammunition than on your kids.
You find yourself asking, "Should I buy groceries this week, or get that BAR that's on sale at Guns-R-Us," and decide that you need to lose a few pounds anyway.
All you want for Christmas is a progressive reloader and dies for every caliber on the planet, including ones that haven't been used for 50 years.
You've ever said "They'll take my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead hands," and meant it.
The NRA is the beneficiary of your life insurance policy.
You cried when you heard about the death of Gunny Hathcock.
The thought of mounting a GAU-8A in the bed of your truck excites you sexually.
You look at a very small object 150 yards away, and wish you had a sniper rifle at hand.
You've spent more money on ammunition than on your kids.
You find yourself asking, "Should I buy groceries this week, or get that BAR that's on sale at Guns-R-Us," and decide that you need to lose a few pounds anyway.
All you want for Christmas is a progressive reloader and dies for every caliber on the planet, including ones that haven't been used for 50 years.
You've ever said "They'll take my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead hands," and meant it.
The NRA is the beneficiary of your life insurance policy.
You cried when you heard about the death of Gunny Hathcock.
