You can't make this stuff up

[Big-Blue]

Intruder calls 911 because he fears the homeowner may have a gun.

http://theblacksphere.net/2013/04/intruder-dials-911-afraid-homeowner-might-have-a-gun/

Un-flippin-believeable!

 

[KMAX]

Perhaps he should have thought of that possibility before he broke in. More home invaders should have this fear. It might result in less crime.

 

[Evan Thomas]

This story is over two years old, and this is pretty much a drive-by, anyway.