Yo Mama so predatory....

[FirstFreedom]

OK, you've seen the "Yo Mama So Tactical" threads; for example:

http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98110&highlight=tactical+mama

which have to do with LEO/MIL/Self-defense tactics. Now let's do one about all those die-hard hunters out there. I'll start things off...

....she mossy-oaked her hairdryer.

 

[FirstFreedom]

Yo mama so predatory..

....she comes back from walking the dogs with a bagged coon or quail.

You get the idea.

 

[No4Mk1]

...instead of perfume, she spritzes with scent-blocker....

 

[Ben Swenson]

No4Mk1, that's not right. We all know her favorite perfume is produced by Scent Shield under their Still Steamin' line of products. And that's all I've got to say about that.

 

[MeekAndMild]

...she season her roast with 'Deer Cocaine'.

...she call the chilluns wid a doe bleater.

...she drive to church on a 4 wheeler.

...wear a ghilly suit to da grocery sto.

 

[F350]

She put a bi-pod on yo Daddy.

 

[madmurdoc]

... she follows your tracks during hide n seek.

... she bought an argo for your first car.

... she plants a thicket instead of a garden.

... she wears a non-reflective wedding ring.

... she uses a skinnin' knife on vegetables.

 

[madmurdoc]

... she gave you a salt block instead of a sucker.