Wives Have No Faith

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bountyh

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I bought a laser-blaster for dry fire practice (shoots a red dot when the trigger clicks) that inserts into the barrel of the gun. Of course, I practice in the TV room so I can watch some shows. I set up a "target" on the wall with a small piece of scotch tape that I drew a black circle on about the size of a dime. Then I practiced drawing and firing to see how accurately I could hit it.

My wife gets home from work and sits down on the couch not even phased by my dry fire practicing (I do it frequently). But then she notices the small black dot on the wall I am aiming at. Without a word she walks over... looks closely at it..... then goes around and looks at the OTHER side of the wall, and then comes back in and sits back down without saying a word.

ME: "You thought I shot a hole in the wall, didn't you."

HER: "Yeah."

:D
 
I'm unfamiliar with the product which you speak of bountyh, what exactly is it and where can you get one?
 
Mine would have just accused me of it outright and I would have had to remove the target to prove it wasn't so! Not only would she not have believed in me, but she wouldn't have belived me either...
 
Laser Blaster

GRYPHON: the aiming gadget is called a Dry-Fire Laser Blaster. I don't recall the company name, but they used to advertise in gun mags. You can probably find them on the internet. It's a laser module in a brass tube about the size of a cigarette. It fits into a plastic sleeve that sizes to the bore of 9mm or .38 and you can get other plastic tubes for .40, .44, .45, etc. It has a shock sensor so it throws a red dot when it feels the click of the hammer falling. Just a momentary dot, the laser is not on steady. It is a pretty cool toy and does show you if you are moving the gun when you squeeze the trigger.
 
Chipperman: another true story: Wife comes home early and sees me with the laptop computer plugged into the internet line and me with a guilty look on my face. Thinking fast I say: "I've been looking at really filthy porn sites." She just shakes her head and says: "Don't give me that crap... you're looking at guns again.":D
 
Bountyh-

My wife said, "You spent how much???" when I bought my Kimber Custom CDP.....I replied, "the equivalent of 8 trips to the hair salon"..... and slept on the couch for a week....with a smile on my face every night!!!
 
Bountyh

Reminds me of that Lexus commercial where the guy comes home to his wife all disheveled with lipstick on his collar and smelling of perfume. The wife calmly says "You were driving the Lexus again, weren't you?".

I love it!

:D

Chris
 
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