Wireless Security System

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How to install a wireless security system:

Go to a second-hand store, buy a really big pair of men's used work boots.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Put a couple of really big dog dishes beside it.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:

"Bubba,
Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes.
Don't disturb the pit bulls...they've just been wormed."

:D :D
 
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