Wife just called me an "Old Fart"

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Kentucky Rifle

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Holy sh!t!!!!
I'm 50 years old today!
I never, in my wildest dreams, figured I'd make fifty. Think I'll go buy a new gun to celebrate.

Feeling a little old, ( :))
Will


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Mendacity is the system we live in.

[This message has been edited by WLM (edited October 16, 2000).]
 
Happy Birthday!! My 50th was last month and I'm over it already. Welcome to the OF Club. Sure, buy something...I ordered my first custom .45 four days before my birthday. John
 
Will,
LOL!Depends on what kinda gun you buy for your birthday ;). One that uses compressed gas would qualify. I beleive there's also an official OF badge you get.
 
Happy Birthday and welcome to the first stage of geezerhood. So far I hold the discinction of being the only self-proclaimed Certified Old Fart on this Forum.

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You have to be there when it's all over. Otherwise you can't say "I told you so."

Better days to be,

Ed
 
RAE, WLM, Ed Brunner, I haven't been around here as long as you guys, but an OF I am. I have been called a lot worse than OF by my wife, so keep your chin(?) up! I just look at it as 1 long adventure to be enjoyed, and as a gift to be treasured. Have fun, be safe, cover your behind & your friends' and family's. Ray
 
WLM,
That means that I was 18yo when you was born.
Welcome to the OF club and HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."

[This message has been edited by DorGunR (edited October 16, 2000).]
 
Ed,
"GEEZERHOOD"!!! :)

RAE,
The gun is going to be a Kahr MK-9. No "compressed gas" there! :) Since I gave my new Glock 26 away, I need a new 9MM.

Will

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Mendacity is the system we live in.
 
WLM...fret not young man, many miles to go and many things to see.

DorGunR n I and a few others might likely to call you Boyah...as in "hey Boyah, would you fetch us some moah ammo when you gits thru re-settin the targets?"

Sam...I may be old but at least I'm confused.
 
Happy birthday!

If she calls you an "Old Fart", fart and make sure she smells it. Then tell her what was just in your bowels now fills her lungs.
 
Will, got the joke from a buddy who was with the RCMP. One of the RCMP armorers always have something funny to say and that was one of his wry remarks. Perhaps it was for the best that both of our invasions of Canada failed.
 
Happy birthday, young man. You are joining a fine fraternity.

Got a bit to go before you get totally dry behind the ears, though. I started shooting handguns at age 52 and began competition at age 53 and am still considered a youngster. At least I can't compete in all senior classes.

(Met a gentleman at the last International Revolver Championship who had just begun shooting in his 80s.)
 
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