Why we're losing the PR war (grin!)

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Jim March

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(To the tune of...well, it'll be obvious and apologies to Kenny Loggins <grin> )

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Your mama don't pack, and your daddy don't lock 'n load!
Your mama don't pack, and your daddy don't lock 'n load!
When muggers roll around and it's time to put 'em down, what do you do?
You lock'n'load!

Sarah Brady says that a gun is gonna get you dead,
She says there's no way you can safely manage personal lead,
They say we're all just loons and that guns are for maroons
but there's one in her bed!

You wanna bet?

And it's all because:
Your mama don't pack, and your daddy don't lock 'n load!
Your mama don't pack, and your daddy don't lock 'n load!
but when muggers roll around and it's time to put 'em down, what do you do?
you lock'n'load!

You pulled into some backwoods land to find a place to plink,
You haul out all your toys and then some hippies say "YOU STINK!"
You sigh and load back up and you head down to a range,
Some BATF wanna-be says "HEY, THAT GUN LOOKS STRANGE!"
Ooowee, you're coming with me, said the local police!

And it's all because:
Your mama don't pack, and your daddy don't lock 'n load!
Your mama don't pack, and your daddy don't lock 'n load!
but when muggers roll around and it's time to put 'em down, what do you do?
You lock'n'load!

What do you do? You lock'n'load!
What do you do? You lock'n'load!

Jim March (original by me <grin!> )
 
This is one of the new 5 minute RKBA activism tactics

Here is the plan
write a pro RKBA song set to a pop tune and sing at every rally

you will be the most interesting thing the tv people see and will get your message on the TV!

Get together with 3 other guys and start an RKBA band!

a- thump, wah wah
da- thump, wha wha

I so down hearted baby...
Janet Reno took my gun
i so down trodden baby
i can'na tell ya what i done
jack booted thugs come call'in
an now i'm on da run

i got the blues baby
got the NICs check blues
i got the blues baby
an i'm faid i'm gonna loose
i'm like a frog in da water
an i'm faid i'm gonna loose

Mr Jefferson, please help me
and tell me what to do
Patrick Henry, please help me
and tell me what to do
the waters gettin hotter
an i'm faid i'm gonna loose

i got the blues baby
got the NICs check blues
i got the blues baby
an i'm faid i'm gonna loose
i'm like a frog in da water
an i'm faid i'm gonna loose

i seen the signs baby
i know i got to choose
i read the signs baby
i know i got to choose

cause when an eagle
nips the president
it ain't no time to snooze
 
Jim - :D :D :D :D :D :D

Very funny and creative stuff. My compliments!

dZ - All we need is Robert Johnson on vocal and slide.

Cliff
 
I had time to thunk all this up because I commute an hour each way by motorcycle...and inside a full-face helmet is just about the ONE place you can sing in public without being confirmed as a lunatic :).

After getting cut off a few times by various asians who learned to drive in Hong Kong or whatever, I came close to finishing "I'm your Chinese driver" to the tune of Tina Turner's "I'm your Private Dancer"... :D.

But "Your mama don't pack" came out REALLY well IMHO...and yes, having a group of gunnies sing that at an MMM rally would probably get some media attention :D.

Jim
 
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